Run Like Hell

I would only recommend this post-apocalyptic home video to big fans of heavy T&A and thong enthusiasts that like the kind that ride high on the hips and make the wearer's buttocks look long and droopy (I think you know what kind I'm referring to. I hate those.)

The silly plot has Robert Z'Dar (whose scenes look as if they're shot in a day) as the despotic warden of a futuristic women's prison. Luckily for him, all single women have been rounded up and incarcerated. Needless to say, all the inmates wear the afore mentioned high-riding thong and nothing else.

Thrown in are an escape, a cyborg bounty hunter, chainsaws, some ninjas, and other crap that came springing from the minds of the three (It took three people to write this!) obviously twelve-year-old writers.

In case my words inadvertently inspire someone to watch this, let me end by pleading with you to please skip it. It sounds very cool but it's a boring, shot on video mess. It's so bad I had to turn the lights on and stand up to keep from falling asleep.

Run like hell while on the first watch may be to subtle to notice but upon my fifth viewing i finally picked up on what made this movie incredible, the 5 minutes of un cutt footage of the naked women and zdar watching that the movie opens up with.

If i hadnt finally noticed it i may have rated this movie 2 stars, for anyone that missed this small detail of FIVE UNCUT MINUTES OF WASHED TITS AND DROOLING ZDAR i recomend you give it a closer inspection.

I am extremely excited for the sequel and can only imagine where it will go from here, perhaps they will hang major dong, but we shall see.....