Witchouse

A bunch of college students are invited to a creepy old mansion by their weird friend for a Halloween party, however she has summoned an ancient witch (who also happens to be family) to kill them all. Thankfully short routine horror film with poor F/X, lame one liners, little plot, and a lousy cast. Rated R; Sexual Situations, Violence, and Profanity.

To have two sequels, this film must have been a success which surprised Fool Moon, and can only be due to its half-namesake, The Blair Witch Titanic.

To end this review, there is more fake thunder and lightning in this film than all other films combined in history. I underexaggerate, because one might have {lightning and thunder} to include a few real ones {thunder and lightning} too. But {thunder, lightning} this could cause anyone with epilepsy to be {lightning, then thunder} killed. If not cured. Or cause it in one without it {thunder and soon the lightning}. This alone makes it almost unwatchable and unhearable. I kill you not, this {thunder while lightning} {lightning and thunder} goes {thunder and lightning} on until {lightning and thunder} the very end. It is that much. It's always overhead {lightning and thunder then lightning too} too, because the {thunder} thunder almost comes before the lightning {lightning} every time. {No thunder. Thunder.} It is set in {thunder, before lightning} one house, until when they come outside. The End.

I did partly enjoy the guy who couldn't help taking off that guy in the original FrightNight, with his weird way of talking like he had a lighting and thunder rod on his head. And there is some Fullish Moon humour between humans, witch I laughed at. But by far the highlight is the eary metallic thunder and studio lightning which stole every scene, as if it would go dark otherwise or the film would run out. But it did not. Watch The Titanic Blair Witch Project inhomestead.

Probably the worst Full Moon Video I have ever seen. The acting, direction, and writing were all weak. The film only clocked in at 65 minutes, which in principal offends me, but in this case it was a blessing not to have to sit through another 25 minutes. Can it be true that they made a sequel to this disaster? Something tells me I won't be renting it.

Horrible all around! I'm a fan of bad B movie horror that's so bad it's good but this is not even that. This is -D horror movie minus any horror. Plot is horrible & acting is horribly worse. One female character is so annoying you hope for her to go fast & horribly painfully. Turns out it was Brooke Mueller, ex-wife addict of Charlie Sheen. It's unbearable to watch but I made myself finish it to see if it had any redeeming moments - it doesn't. Just dumb characters who behaved in ways no real person would in that scenario. Just so dumb! A complete piece of sh@%. Skip it & save yourself headache & frustration.

I was always a Full Moon's horror fan,but this film is a total waste of time.The characters are completely one-dimensional,there's absolutely no suspense-even the gore is absent!The cast is horrible-of course the girls are nice to look at.The special effects are really cheesy-the film is quite boring,but if you have enough time to kill...3 out of 10-watch "Re-Animator" or "Shadowzone" instead!