Violent Shit 3 - Infantry of Doom

Horrible acting, bloody chunks and cheesy special effects highlight this buddy movie. I really enjoyed it and look forward to tracking down the other Violent Shit movies. Although not quite as gory as I was led to believe, it was sufficient and had some cool death scenes that I have never seen before. If you think watching Zombie Doom will provide an hour and a half of provocative thinking and stimulating conversation, you are a jackass. If you think that watching it will pass the time and make you and your drunk friends laugh, pull up a floor and push play.

I got this on a very 'undergound-looking' video from some horror site, under the title Zombie doom (annoyingly, it was recorded off a DVD, and they decided to play all the trailers on there before the film). I was after sickening, brutal gore, and i got it!!. Think of a nasty way to be killed, add in more blood than it is physically possible to store in the human body, and it is in this film somewhere!. You get face-ripping, chest-opening, decapitations by the bucket load, shooting, stabbing, slicing, burning and drowning, in a virtually non-stop orgy of violence (especially near the end). Of course, being made on a budget of about 100 Deutschmarks, the sets are just tents and forests, a 'life raft' is a child's inflatable dinghy, and the assistant to 'the meister' (played by director Andreas Schnaas) gets killed 3 times, thing is, i didn't even realize it wasn't supposed to be him but 'just another guard' until the end. Also the worst part of this film is the dubbing, it seems to have all been done by one person, and in many scenes it is hard to tell who is talking. I feel safe in saying it is the worst dubbing i have ever heard (and i've watched "Zombie 90"!), they should have used subtitles. But apart from that, this comes highly recommended to anyone who just wants splatter, not high art

I actually got this movie on DVD as a Christmas present, and although I have to say that it has some of the worst acting, directing, and writing of all time, it was really enjoyable - in a jumbled, visceral sort of way.

One of the monologues given by the protagonists early on gives the overall tone of the movie:

"The world is full of puke and (bleep). And now a horde of tin-masked (bleep)s are puking in our faces, filled with (bleep)."

The first half of this picture is really miserable and pointless - just a bunch of gratuitous murders and dismemberments. Things only begin to get interesting when ninjas show up.

That's right, Ninjas.

From that point on you get to see some of the slowest Kung Fu ever seen, and the smallest rocket launcher explosions ever dedicated to film. Yeah, I'm really downplaying this - but if you're into B-movies...

This is the cream of the crop.

I couldn't believe I spent $14.00 on this. The only redeeming quality is the outrageous gore. The dubbing was worse than any I have ever experienced. It looks like it was shot with a VHS camcorder. I think every pfennig was spent on the special effects because there was a whole lot of blood and body parts everywhere. Its one of the worst movies I have ever seen but I do have to acknowledge the plentiful gore that wasn't as disgusting as it could have been because the whole movie is so silly and unbelievable

This films is no masterpiece, the acting is very bad so has the production, but the gore special effects kick butt.

But this is the kind of film you will enjoy watching and having a good time if you watch it during the evening with your friends sitting on a sofa drinking beer and eating pizza.