Quando c'è la salute

In "As Long as You've Got Your Health", Pierre Étaix brings us a film in which jokes come one after another after another at such a rapid pace that it boggles the mind! And, while many of the jokes fall flat, enough of them give you a little chuckle that it's probably worth your time. Don't expect a lot of plot here--and in many ways it reminds me of several Jerry Lewis films--particularly "The Bellboy". Both have minimal plots and both have rapid-fire jokes--some of which fall very flat and some of which are very clever. And, like the Lewis films, this one relies extensively on physical humor. It sure appears as if Étaix has learned from Lewis--and, of course, Lewis from Jacques Tati. And, of course, Tati from.....and the list goes on and on!

The film is broken into four segments. They are as follows:

L'insomnie--Pierre Étaix plays a man who cannot sleep and so he sits in bed reading a scary novel about vampires. On the plus side, the visuals were great--quite spooky and exciting to see. On the negative, it just wasn't all that funny and relied on a final punchline...which doesn't work if you anticipate it happening.

Le cinématographe--The setting is a movie theater. At first, the film is about all the crazy little annoyances that can occur at such a place. Later, Étaix falls asleep and dreams that life is like a long series of commercials (much like they did on "The Carol Burnett Show"). The jokes are hit and miss but there are so many, I didn't mind. Kind of fun.

Tant qu'on a la santé--About life's little annoyances. Not funny in the least and pretty flat. Étaix is in this segment the least of the four. My least favorite of the four segments.

Nous n'irons plus au bois--Étaix is out hunting, an old man is TRYING to work and a couple are on a picnic. All three end up annoying each other and there are LOTS of jokes here. Most of the time, Étaix unintentionally instigates many of the problems. This is by far the best and funniest of the four segments and my wife and I particularly liked the duck.

So there you have it--four small films within a film. Some bad, some very good and some in between. It's a real mixed bag, that's for sure.

I haven't seen this since I was a teenager, when I was, as I still am, a huge fan of Etaix, one of the last of the great movie gag men. As far as I can remember, this wasn't quite as funny as Le Soupirant, but very much in the same vein: a series of sketches, visual gags in the style of Buster Keaton. It's a hilarious view of modern life and how one rather meek, humble chap (Etaix) manages to cope in the face of the increasingly odd behaviour of his fellow humans. There are some very wry portraits of bourgeois behaviour in Paris and in the country, and poor Monsieur Etaix does his best to swim with the tide or guess which way the current is going. For many years, after seeing this film, and Le Soupirant, I would sing the praises of Pierre Etaix to anyone who would listen, and I'm doing it again: a warm, human, hilarious film-maker.

Watching one of Pierre Étaix's directed films is sufficient to learn that he's deeply underappreciated; watching a second confirms that he's a comedic genius whose relative lack of renown is all but criminal. Even on a fundamental level 'Tant qu'on a la santé' is very different from 'Le grand amour' or 'Le soupirant,' however, seeing as how it's effectively an abbreviated comedy anthology with four discrete segments. I don't think it's unfair to say that such titles usually tend to be more of a mixed bag even in the best of instances than features with a singular narrative, so it's only reasonable to ponder what the result will be here. For my part I don't think the humor is necessarily perfectly robust and consistent across each short (at least not by comparison), but nevertheless when all is said and done this 1966 title is overall a great joy by far, and another fine testament to Étaix's brilliance.

Arguably even more than in his other works, the comedy here is built substantially on sight gags, with situational humor and pure absurdist silliness following in short order. In irregular doses there's even a measure of abject cartoonishness more closely resembling 'Merrie Melodies' or 'Looney Tunes' than the average cinematic folly; it's noteworthy, moreover, that segments might start with one premise than corkscrew into another direction. The one constant across each is that to Étaix's credit as writer, and frequent collaborator and co-writer Jean-Claude Carrière, each idea herein is founded on some notion that is real and relatable before it twists into roundly ridiculous shapes. Wherever each segment may go, however successful each might be, they're marked by fantastic cleverness - not to mention terrific acting from a cast common to all, and Étaix's dependably impeccable oversight as director.

The use of different color processes is a delightful touch that adds flavor, and it should be said that the editing and cinematography is swell generally. Any effects and stunts that are employed are splendid, and of course facets like production design, costume design, hair, and makeup are excellent. My personal favorites here are the second segment "La cinémathèque," and the fourth, "Nous n'irons plus aux bois"; these claim the strongest and steadiest humor, in my opinion - and be it coincidence or not, the humor that's closest to what Étaix achieved in the other pictures I noted above. This is hardly to count out "Insomnie," which opens the restored version, nor the titular segment, but the latter is a little more scattered, and the former a smidgen more blithely amusing than specifically funny. But then, maybe all this nitpicking is beside the point: while 'Tant qu'on a la santé,' or 'As long as you've got your health,' may be a tad uneven over its length, ultimately it's wonderfully entertaining. It earns hearty laughs at its best, and even at its weakest the worst one can say is that it's "only" lightly enjoyable. If this is to any degree a lesser creation of a comedic master, I think it's a matter of fractions and not whole numbers. Fun from start to finish and ending on what may be the highest note of all, 'Tant qu'on a la santé' is well worth the scant time it takes to watch, and then some. Bravo!

(1966) As Long As You Got Your Health (In French with English subtitles) COMEDY

Co-written, directed and starring Pierre Étaix that has him involve involve with four skits or satires to which I thought the first one was the most innovative.

First story; I - L'insomnie that has actor Pierre Étaix playing the guy who is unable to sleep, so he decides to read about a scary book about a vampire. At this point, viewers get to see what he is reading about to which it is shown in black and white. It involves two guys and one lady with the vampire going through corridors.

The second story called "The Movies" showcases many examples of some of the problems that happens in the movies mocking seating arrangements and people get up from their seats to having seats placed behind aisles and columns where the movie itself would be hard to watch. A little outdated since people are these days are assigned to their seats or have the option to choose which seat he or she want to sit on.

The third story; As Long As You Got Your Health that showcases a guy using a jackhammer, before the it shows other noisy construction tools being used affecting other people's daily life from dust and rubble to the vibration being so bad that it would be knocking pictures off from walls and tipping vases and other objects to the floor. It also restricts traffic and flow movement of people.

The Final short satire- IV called Into The Woods No More has four people interrupting one another whereas we have one person attempting to go hunting but needing to criss cross back and through a connected wire fence. At the same time, a couple is trying to go on a picnic, shown are the many mishaps regarding their picnic bag. It goes wrong and does not go accordingly from hanging it up to lying it down- the food seems to come out regardless. The same with the guy putting up his fence and the hunter.

I would have enjoyed them if I was like seen them if I was younger, but as an adult they are quite tame.

In 1966, Pierre Étaix unveiled his third feature film (as usual written in collaboration with Jean-Claude Carriere) which, however, did not adhere to its creator's original conception as a portmanteau film but rather made the same protagonist go through the disparate environments due to the producer's insistence. Even so, this original version received the 1966 Silver Mermaid prize at the "Incontro Internazionale del Cinema di Sorrento, Italy" and won the Silver Seashell at the San Sebastián International Film Festival. Eventually, 4 years later Étaix was given the chance to go back to the drawing board and came up with a four-part film that added a new segment – the first, entitled "Insomnia" – and disposed of another – called "Feeling Good" – that was much later given a release of its own on DVD in France.

The 1971 Director's Cut (which is the restored version readily available nowadays) opens and closes with theatrical curtains in homage to the early days of Cinema - particularly the films of Georges Méliés - and is divided into four parts, separated by title cards, namely:

"Insomnia": a man (Étaix) who cannot sleep (a condition that is currently afflicting me practically on a daily basis) starts reading a book about vampires all through the night, when his wife finally wakes up and reveals her true nature!; the narrative of the book is re-enacted for the viewer in a terrifically atmospheric tinted sequence that poses Étaix as the chief vampire and Carriere made up as an elderly victim! Among the more inventive touches adopted here have the dream 'responding' to its reader's whim, so that the action appears inverted when he picks up the book upside-down and is repeated when he turns back a page to re-read a particular passage! Interestingly, before starting to work for the Cinema, Carriere penned a series of 6 "Frankenstein" spin-off novels under the pseudonym of Benoit Becker and, for this life-long fan of the genre, it is a pity that he rarely dabbled in this field on film outside of his 2 movies for Jesus Franco: THE DIABOLICAL DR. Z (1965) and ATTACK OF THE ROBOTS (1966). For the record, I had previously acquired this "rarity" by itself – which is also available to view in its entirety on "You Tube" – and only realized a few days ago that it actually formed part of an episodic feature film!;

"The Cinema": the second and weakest episode basically shows a theater patron (Étaix) constantly unable to find an available seat in a crowded cinema and, when he does, his view is blocked in some way or the ticket holders of that particular seat suddenly materialize to claim it;

"As Long As You're Healthy": the titular episode deals with the modern era's stressful effect on the common man, and especially a psychiatrist who seems to be taking it even harder than his patients! There are plenty of sight gags to be found in this episode, the most memorable being one set in a diner where a pharmacist sitting near Étaix mistakenly devours a plate of food that has been spiked with the latter's medicine which he had laid on his dining table for closer inspection; by the time he gets back to his post at the pharmacy, his sickly pallor makes him look far worse than his customers!;

"We're No Longer In The Woods": the fourth, final and most enjoyable episode has a hunter (Étaix), a bickering couple out on a picnic and a farmer setting a wire fence on his plot of land getting on each other's nerves during a day in the country, The tit-for-tat routines reminiscent of the interplay between Laurel & Hardy and any of their frequent nemeses are often hilarious but never more so than when Étaix ineptly shoots a hanging wire off an electricity pole and this inadvertently comes into contact with the farmer's wire fence and, just as the woman turns up the volume of her portable transistor radio to drown out the sound of the nearby gunfire, the farmer does an impromptu dance – perfectly timed to the oncoming musical beat – when he gets electrocuted from touching his fence! This vignette is an achingly funny one and the genuine highlight of this lively if minor work from this unjustly undervalued French comedian.