Recensione di Guardia

The title sounds like it's one of those "Flight 258" or "Hijacked!" sort of movies i.e. flights-that-go-wrong sort of deal. Well, it's not. It's about some sort of screwed-up Martial Arts school students who get involved with some sort of underworld figures somehow(?). Anywho, it's all pretty bad. The highlight for me was the excellently crafted Venice Beach sequence, featuring guy-with-balloons and roller-blading-chick. Awesome.

The leading ladies are pretty mean, or so the writers (hah!) would have you believe. They beat up big clumsy slow dudes with a simple "roundhouse kick" or punch that looks very, very, convincing.

All I can say is that talking about the film is better than watching it...