- Barney Rubble: [drops a coin in the collection pot] Ho ho ho, and a Merry Christmas my good man.
- Salvation Army Santa: Ho ho ho, and a Merry Christmas to you.
- Fred Flintstone: A few more of those ho ho hos and you'll be bro-o-oke for Christmas.
- Barney Rubble: Well I just can't say no to Santa Claus.
- Fred Flintstone: You know those guys in the red suits aren't the real Santa Claus.
- Barney Rubble: I wouldn't say that Fred, he's here, he's there, he's everywhere.
- Barney Rubble: [singing] But just to be sure I want to choose them all, cuz one is the really real Santa Claus.
- Betty Rubble: [seeing the tree that Fred's stuck on] Oh it is a beautiful tree!
- Barney Rubble: [laughs] Especially that fat little ornament.
- Fred Flintstone: Very funny, Barney, now get me down.
- Barney Rubble: Okay Fred, okay, but don't forget your Christmas spirit.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh sure, ho ho ho.
- Barney Rubble: [Fred hangs up an ornament] I wouldn't hang it there, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: 'I wouldn't hang it there, Fred', why not?
- [tree starts to fall]
- Barney Rubble: Don't look now but here comes the 'why not?'
- [tree falls on Fred]
- Barney Rubble: Quick thinking, Fred, you broke the tree's fall.
- Fred Flintstone: Barney, get me out of here!
- Fred Flintstone: On Jumper, on uh Blunder, on uh Bouncer, on Thunder...
- Barney Rubble: Uh Fred, it's on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, now Comet, now Cupid, now Donner, now Blitzen.