Not So Dusty

Just found this film on the Talking Pictures TV Channel, I thought I'd take a shufty at it.

There is an old saying from the North of England that my mum used to say, "I'm not so dusty well brushed" which meant "I'm not so bad as I seem/look".

Though I don't know if that's where the film title comes from.

If that is the derivation of the movie title it is not at all appropriate as it is so Dusty, it's covered in cobwebs so ancient is the material.

If this in not bad enough it gets worse when Bill Owen starts singing, and Lobelia gets her number later on.

I don't know who wrote the script but it's so corny the gags were doubtless nicked, from from one of the old music hall comics like Arthur Askey.

Another remake by Maclean Rogers of a quota quickie he made in the thirties (presumably he was responsible for the 'topical' gags that are sprinkled throughout this new version). Wally Patch, who co-wrote the earlier version in which he originally played the title role, plays a villainous supporting role this time round.

As usual, it's painful to see a book supposedly worth thousands (Volume 1 of 'The Philosophy of Diogenes' on this occasion) being roughly handled by people who plainly have no idea how to really handle rare books (or any books at all, since Dandy Nichols casually admits at one point to tearing a few pages from the back of an old algebra text book to make hair-curlers out of).

This is a remake of the 1936 film which starred and was co written by Wally Patch.What ever possessed anyone to produce this remake is beyond me.It is supposed to be a comedy but fails to raise a single laugh.It has a reasonable cast including Leslie Dwyer,Bill Owen and Dandy Nichols who are unable to salvage anything from this woeful car crash of a film.It is probably only of interest to residents of the Twickenham area from the 1950s.Towards the end the dust cart careers through the streets of the area allowing those who are familiar with the area to see how it has changed in the ensuing 60 years.Little wonder the British film industry was struggling at this time if all they were capable of producing was films like this.

Dusty and Nobby are a pair of dustmen who come into possession of a valuable book.

A standard British comedy of the time featuring television stars and up and coming actors of the day. The jokes are forced one-liners taken straight out of stage comedies and the plot is superficial to support the jokes.

As long as you are not expecting too much this is an enjoyable film with satisfactory performances. Dandy Nichols steals the show and gives us a taste of her talent which was particularly suited to Sit-Com's on television such as Till Death Us Do Part and In Sickness And In Health, both with Warren Mitchell.

Despite the presence of Bill Owen and Leslie Dwyer as two working class dustman, the script is so poor, that to say this was a considered a B film is being too kind. The storyline where Owen and Dwyer come across a rare and valuable book, which then gets passed around is tedious in the extreme. Dandy Nichols, who achieved later success playing the wife of Alf Garnett, makes a valiant effort to inject some humour into the proceedings, but a daft script is even too much for her! This is a very dated film and strictly for lovers of turgid 'comedies' made in the 50's. No wonder these type of films are consigned to the museum of awfully, cheap films, where only film buffs look at them out of curiosity! Give it a big miss!