Femalien 2

I really couldn't recommend "Femalien II" to anybody at all except that Venesa Taylor is amazing hot. Unfortunately for us she doesn't show off her breasts enough and is content to play Peeping Tom and ask stupid questions. The sex scenes are pretty stupid, especially the one where, almost the entire time, we see the guy's penis, and there's no erection at all. Still, we do eventually see Venesa naked, and it's almost worth the wait. Almost.

I went into this movie expecting nothing more than your typical late-night Cinemax soft-porn, but was somewhat surprised. This movie actually displays some marginally clever writing and humor. There are some cute scenes, like the couple posing with some "Roswell" Gray Aliens in a park, and a Man in Black who disdainfully looks over a sunglasses rack before sticking with his own. Hey, it's nothing very profound, but at least the stars are good to look at, the sex scenes are done with a bit of imagination, and the writing is halfway-decent. By soft-porn standards, that puts it heads and shoulders above most of the rest.

I had the unfortunate pleasure of viewing this movie at the local video store, and man it really sucks. They must have begged the censors for an R rating because there is very little sex in this movie. The plot would be considered bad for a porn movie, and it will bore you to tears. If you must see something like this, check out the first Femalien for a much higher quality film.

I am ... or was quite surprised when I saw this back to back with the first one. It really is a sequel! The main character from the first one is not seen that much here, but she plays a big role ... a role why the other aliens (they all look like humans - hot ones at that) came on earth ... sorry to earth! No pun intended. Actually both of course.

That being said, there are way more sex scenes in this, but way shorter ones than in the first movie. I did skip them too, which was a bit more difficult, since they ran only a few minutes each and not almost ten minutes or whatever it was with the other one. I do wonder how the two other femalien movies handle things - no pun intended.

Not sure if naked ladies getting it on with hot studs while some music is playing in the background is your thing ... if it is, do a double ... feature! No shame in getting it on or having some fun with this. The actors did the same thing ... almost literally. They clearly had fun doing it ... I mean this.

Femalien II can best be described as "camp." You have to really want to see it, but become mystified enough to follow it to the end of the trip.

Probably the best scene for me, would be the opening when the two aliens find themselves in somebody's backyard. I don't know whose yard it is, but I was impressed by the acting ability of the female lead who is more concerned with her hair, than finding herself totally nude, while rapping with her male escort. After a heavy dialog (?) she leads the way into the house as we watch her walk away bare assed.

What follows is a cast of characters that help welcome this duo to earth.