Cash Markman delivers a terrible screenplay, even worse than usual, for Scotty Fox's "The Vision", resulting in a p*ss-poor vehicle for the late superstar Savannah.
the stilted dialog is recited by the cast as if under protest -it never flows naturally.
Corny story concerns novelist Randy West who is infatuated with the character he's created in a series of hit novels: Savannah as Stephanie Banks. He neglects wife K.C. Williams, only dreaming of his creation.
Even his publisher dreams about her, awkwardly inserted in the script as a fantasy where Savannah is a bank teller, wearing a costume we've already seen Randy imagine her in (how clunky), to service Mike in the bank.
Story goes off the rails when Horner uses his lovely assistant Carolyn Monroe in a pointless scheme to get K.C. out of Randy's life. Tom Byron is arbitrarily tossed into this indigestible stew as a horny gardener.
None of this makes any sense. I was unfortunate to view a video cut nwhere a montage of 26 cum shot sequences, many of them randomly featuring Kyle Stone, was seamlessly edited into "The Vision" with fade-ups beginning each one, and lasting 75 additional minutes. This oddball ploy would have ruined an average movie, but provided almost a welcome relief in this case.
