Talisman

Arriving at a strange European college, a student finds that a series of bizarre incidents around the school is the cause of a summoned demon that is trying to open the gates of Hell to unleash Armageddon on mankind requires his services to complete the ritual and tries to stop it.

While this one may not be one of the best entries out there, there's some decent stuff here. One of the better facets here is the film's rather nice setup offering a lot of details that are brought together here. With the overall discovery of the demonic incantations being applied by the staff and students at the facility, the connection with the family backstory involving his missing sister and the fateful accident with his parents, and the interconnected tales within everything here, it all serves well enough here to generate a highly enjoyable setup that has a lot to like. Making the least likely person the head of the whole apocalyptic plan was a bit of a stretch to believe thinking about afterward, but it keeps the viewer hooked into thinking anything can happen as there's a lot of mystery wrung out of this that captivates what little attention that could have been given, and the storyline is pretty clever. The other effect aspect of this one is the rather effective atmosphere that comes about due to the fine apocalyptic setup. The overall mixture of sorcery and black magic, especially with the rituals being prepared here for the final ceremony, combines with the location being a great setting for some Gothic atmosphere. This comes about with its darkened hallways, eerie cemetery, and expansive rooms within to make for some decent moments at times when this one really gets its solid plot going as there's some general creepiness on display here. That's all given an emphatic boost with the graphic demon attacks involving the being viciously ripping people's hearts out that delivers some solid low-budget blood splatter for gore to help overcome the lack of other real effects here. With a fine Gothic-tinged finale also coming into play here, the film does manage to have some generally appealing factors going for it. That said, there's still plenty to dislike here. The main stumbling block is from the exceptionally short running time that barely gives this one an hour-long running time, with a rather inane amount of time spent on flashbacks that aren't that exciting or thrilling and never seem capable of giving the film any energy as it meanders on from one scene to the next. There is also no suspense whatsoever involving a rather unimposing supernatural killer that doesn't evoke fear at all. There were plenty of opportunities to provide some cheap thrills and instead relies on having some supposedly scary demon with glowing eyes popping up sometimes to kill people for a sacrificial ritual to give off scares. He never did, and his power simply sticking his hand inside your body and pulling out your heart in one piece was entirely laughable. When added to this one's low-budget gloss, comes up rather lacking in the end.

Rated R: Violence and Language.

This plays like a Bizarro-world version of a Women-in-Prison movie. You remember Bizarro world from Superman comic books and Seinfeld episodes: everything is like our earth, but in an imperfect (really whacked-out) way. In this case, the classic Reform School, which in our reality would be full of nubile young girls who get hosed down, is full of nubile young men. There is a food-fight in the dining hall, a lock-down and even a trustee character who apparently is coercing his roommates into providing him with um...companionship. But when the plot should head toward showers and/or a breakout, the inmates/students start getting sacrificed on the apocalyptic demonic altar in the basement and then... Well, it's never as seedy as one might hope, but you've got to give Charles Band credit for trying something different.

OK, if you didn't find this movie downright hilarious and awesome, you are probably stoic and annoying. Your IQ is probably very low, because even my dog thought this movie rocked. It is not only funny, but it is clearly not mean tot be taken seriously. If the writer intended it to be serious... Then that's even funnier. Life just keeps getting better. Anyways, I recommend this movie to everyone. I saw it a long time ago it was so great.

Man I can't wait to see it again. Apparently my comment must have 10 lines of text, so I will elaborate. A young woman and male find an awesome Talisman lying around. They then are embarked on a journey to stop the evil that was all along hidden within the talisman. There is betrayal, oh yes, and a school, oh yes, a private school. A private school with fabulous school uniforms. There is a guy who looks half-Asian. There is a hot teacher.

The list doesn't end there. There is also the evil itself. Which is taking lives for it's plan of ultimate world demise. I suppose I have reached my ten lines of text. I will leave you with a few descriptive words that I would use to describe this movie:

Awesome, Hilarious, Amusing, Entertaining, Not Scary, The opposite of Horror, Worth all the time I put into watching it, Worth the time I spent looking it up, Intuiging, Exciting, etc.

Oh my goodness! I've not seen the most silliest show on Earth. It was so predictable. It's like "Here I come to rip out your heart!" and then "Oh, no!". You get what I mean? It was simply stupid. My friend paid RM12.90 for the original DVD, thinking it will be good. Boy, were we wrong! Oh and by the way, the lines were so corny and lame. It was a miracle I made it out fine.

But I have to say. The sources for rituals, witchcraft, fallen angels etc. of the movie was good. That compelled me but other than that, NOT AT ALL! Readers, do not watch this movie. You'll thank me, trust me. You haver no idea how speechless I am right now.

If you like horror movies, you have probably seen this movie, done better, before. The special effects were weak, mainly red glowing eyes, and hearts being burned out of chests. The acting was half-hearted at best, the actors seemed bored by the whole affair. The basic premise of the movie, is two teenage siblings, separated by a mysterious event in the past, hold the key to stopping a (very small) cult from helping a fallen angel destroy the world. Naturally this happens at a boarding school somewhere. The accents in the movie were awful. The fallen angel resembled a constipated Uncle Festor from the Adams Family, but he was the most menacing and convincing character in the movie. Interestingly enough the talisman the movie is named after is a large pewter-looking necklace, that features an upside-down cross superimposed on an upside-down pentagram. There wasn't any real character development, so who cared who died or didn't, so it wasn't dramatic or spooky. There wasn't enough camp to make this it cheesy. No black comedy, to make it a cult classic, so I guess this just has to be a bad movie. Watch the original Satan's School for Girls instead. I think that may have been the inspiration for this anyway.