- Wendy: I have no friends, none, and my family treats me like sludge.
- Voice of Casper: I hear that.
- Wendy: And then you come along and I finally feel like I'm somebody... But I'm supposed to hate you. It doesn't make any sense. But we still are friends, right?
- Voice of Casper: Wendy, friends doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
- Wendy: If my aunts find out I'm friends with a ghost, they'll throw a witchy fit and I won't get to see you any more.
- Voice of Casper: And my uncles say no self-respecting ghost would talk to a nasty, snaggle-toothed, wart-ridden, hagged out...
- Wendy: Hey!
- Voice of Casper: Sorry.
- The Oracle: Attention, please listen, here is the latest: Desmond is now gone and Wendy is the greatest!
- Geri: Her? She's the greatest witch?
- The Oracle: She has done something no other can boast; This little witch befriended a ghost. So Wendy is the greatest, it is her I select. Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect!
- Geri: Go Wendy!
- Gabby: We always knew you had it in you!
- Fanny: Yeah! Wendy for president!
- Wendy: Casper?
- Voice of Casper: Yeah?
- Wendy: I know this is gonna sound really lame and all, but this has been the best day of my life!
- Voice of Casper: Me too! Well, except for the life part.
- Voice of Fatso: The only good fleshie is a scared fleshie!
- Voice of Casper: But why do you scare them?
- Voice of Fatso: 'Cause they can't scare back.
- Voice of Stinky: Uhh... except for witches.
- Voice of Casper: What's wrong with witches?
- Voice of Stretch: Wake up and smell the coffin! Witches are fleshies with power! Now go unpack the stuff, washcloth!
- Voice of Casper: Geez, Louise, what a buncha grumps.
- [sadly floats out the door]
- Voice of Stretch: Ahh, this is the afterlife.
- Voice of Fatso: Zzzz...
- Voice of Casper: [comes back in through the door, shouts] Witches!
- Voice of Fatso, Voice of Stinky, Voice of Stretch: [yell] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- Voice of Casper: You're late.
- Wendy: My aunts locked me in! Ever crawl through a bathroom window?
- Voice of Casper: No knees, remember?
- [the trio has possessed three human guys and have noticed Wendy's aunts]
- Voice of Stretch: Maybe it's just this body, but those chicks look extra-crispy.
- [Human Stinky sneezes all over a lady]
- Lady: Oh! You're disgusting!
- Human Stinky: Sorry, Lady. Didn't know... snot polite.
- Wendy: Enjoy your bath Joshy.
- Josh Jackson: Nobody makes Josh Jackman look like a geek!
- [he gets hit by an inflatable ball]
- Desmond Spellman: Oracle of the Mirror, show yourself.
- The Oracle: You summoned? Ha ha ha!
- Desmond Spellman: Don't take that tone with me. You're a slave of the mirror, and the mirror belongs to the greatest witch of all-- Moi.
- The Oracle: Yes, Master. Command me as you will.
- Desmond Spellman: Very well. Give me the stock quotes, the weather, and the witch rankings.
- The Oracle: Here's your news. The skies are blue, the Dow Industrials are up by two, you've been the greatest for year after year, but as of today you have something to fear. Haha!
- Desmond Spellman: What? Who could be greater than Desmond Spellman?
- The Oracle: Wendy --Ooh-- the good little witch.
- Desmond Spellman: Good witch?
- [the Oracle sends a picture of Wendy to the fax machine, Desmond picks it up]
- Desmond Spellman: There's no such animal.
- The Oracle: It is true, all the same, on this you can bank. Unless you act now, you will forfeit your rank.
- Desmond Spellman: But, she's just a little child. What's so dangerous about her?
- The Oracle: Humble, yes, but in exile, she'll change, thanks to the help of an ally most *strange*. If witches and spirits unite as friends, she will be the greatest, and your power will end!
- Desmond Spellman: Don't try to scare me, you cheap antique! Just... tell me how to get rid of this little mall rat.
- The Oracle: There's no adios to compare with this-- behold!
- [shows an image of a swirling vortex]
- The Oracle: The dreaded Mystic Abyss. Human or witch or creature not mortal, all will be lost when they step through this portal! Hahaha!
- Desmond Spellman: Perfect!