- Columbo: So you undress the body, do whatever you gotta do with that stuff there, redress the body, and then what?
- Eric Prince: Into the casket, into the box, into the coffin.
- Columbo: That one there, sir?
- Eric Prince: That's a very popular model.
- Columbo: Could two people fit in there?
- Eric Prince: Afraid not, why do you ask?
- Columbo: Oh just a thought, the wife and I do everything together... eh, forget it.
- Liz Houston: Would you all mind if I had a little shout of something? All this ... well, it's giving me the shakes.
- Columbo: Well, I'm sure if Miss Chandler were here, she'd be pleased to share one with you.Help yourself, ma'am. Just ah ... don't touch the Scotch.