Kiss & Tell

I'm sure this is a movie. I think it's more like a loose collection of scenes with no plot, no script and bad lighting.

The direction is horrible, the acting is wooden and the editing seems to have been done by someone with ADD. The plot, such as it is, consists of the LAPD hunting down a serial killer who murders their victims by jamming a carrot up their rear-ends.

Don't waste your time with this horrible, horrible film, unless you have a fetish for watching horrible, horrible films.

Here's a list of things I would rather have been doing instead of watching this film:

Hanging myself from the rafters with a shoelace. Having my eyes gouged out with a spoon. Watching "Battlefield Earth."

Oh my God, is this film awful.

What is this? I know nothing at all about the background to the making of this film... but it sure as heck feels as if all the actors are improvising their lines on camera - and often rather poorly, at that. Watching "Kiss And Tell" is not so much like watching a movie... more like watching a rather loosely directed one-and-a-half-hour-long acting workshop. But why on earth did so many high-profile film actors associate themselves with this project? Recommended only if you enjoy watching actors improvise, and aren't too fussy. In fairness, there are some funny bits here and there... but this seems far from a finished work.

At first reading other reviews on this film made it seem like it was really bad, but i bought it and watched it and wow. This is a great movie a little sketchy, but i mean wow. Rose McGowan truly had a great role. I highly recommend this film.

Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever endured. It felt and looked like a film studies class project, except for the number of recognizable actors. A wasted group of talent. I can't say anything other than that is an hour-and-a-half of my life that I will never get back.

You may get a good laugh from watching "Kiss and Tell," but it won't be from stale, typical jokes. The humor in this indie flick is of a different breed than most comedies. The film was made on a less-than-shoestring budget, but it doesn't need special effects or an expensive soundstage set to work. Teresa Hill and Pamela Gidley give standout performances. I highly recommend this DVD. Treat yourself to something different.