- Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.
- Calvin Fuller: [to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.
- Princess Katey: [seeing Calvin in his underwear] You Recedans wear very strange garments.
- Calvin Fuller: [looks down, realizes he is in his boxer shorts] Oh!
- [struggling to put his pants on]
- Calvin Fuller: Excuse me!
- Princess Katey: What's to become of our family?
- Princess Sarah: I know not, but I will always look after thee
- Head Guard: No, I'm afraid Rock n' Roll will not work this time.
- Calvin Fuller: You're wrong.
- [He takes out the disc man]
- Calvin Fuller: It is the great equalizer.
- [He unleashes a red beam from the disc man on the head guard, causing him to fall off from the back side of the castle]