Witchcraft VI

This extremely cheap waste of time is more concerned with gratuitous female nudity than anything of interest in the so-called "plot." Two donut-eating, wisecracking cops enlist the aid of retired, now good warlock Will Spanner (Jerry Spicer) to help track down a Satanic serial killer. The evil leader is an old, dyed-blonde bar owner with a huge forehead who sends out a beautiful vixen (Shannon McLeod) and a muscular guy with a "nice butt" (Craig Stepp) to seduce, then sacrifice lots of silicone-enhanced blonde bimbos.

If you think the acting, photography, dialogue and lighting are bad, just wait until you see the FX. Scenes of belly buttons turning into Satanic stars and a solar eclipse that eventually shoots laser beams (?!) are among the worst effects ever to hit the small screen. Spicer having sex in the bathtub with his wife (Debra Beatty) is the only memorable part.

Do yourself a favor and forget this awful direct-to-video series even exists!

Director Julie Davis also scripted, and shows none of the talent that made her indy romantic-comedy I LOVE YOU, DON'T TOUCH ME! (1997) so enjoyable.

Sex, sex, and more sex seems to be the plot of this late entry in the series. What plot there is, is about a a series of murders happening in the California hillside. Seems the murders are linked to the devil who is looking for his virginal bride.

If you like sleaze, then you should more then enjoy this. No plot, bad acting, bad direction, bad special effects, bad editing, but lots of graphic sex and nudity. Enjoy!! Unrated; Extreme Sexual Content, Nudity, Profanity, and Mild Violence.

Willy warlock returns in this 6th outing but is played by yet another actor.

It tells the story of Willy brought in to assist the police in a case regarding a serial killer targetting women who wear crosses around their necks.

As is the case with the past couple of films the franchise seems to have heavily gone in the T&A direction. When you have keywords like "Sex on the floor" and "Fondling breasts" it's probably best you go in with low expectations.

I think out of the six thus far this is the worst, the plot is baffling and the movie as a whole really doesn't have any redeeming qualities. For horny teenagers I can even confirm that the nudity is incompetently done alike everything else.

Witchcraft VI can be tossed on the pile as another mess of a film.

The Good:

Nope

The Bad:

Dreadful sfx

Daft story

Cast are pretty bad

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

When film creators can't even do nudity right they should probably seek employment elsewhere

So why 10 out of 10? Mainly to counteract the "Academy". The Academy believes that no film which does not deal directly with some left-wing (gay anything!) societal issue, have a completely depressing ending, or at the very least involve unattractive actors mumbling philosophical nonsense to each other in Swedish or French has any right to be seen. Not so! Klaus Kinski in Herzog's "Aguirre, the Wrath of God" is tedious enough to make me want to peel off my own flesh. Stephanie Swinney in "Witchcraft 6", on the other hand, leads me to believe that some flesh just needs to be appreciated. It should be remembered that in its beginnings cinema never aspired to the status of art. It was entertainment pure and simple. That some film has indeed achieved the status of art is both inarguable and laudable, but it would be unwise to denigrate that which aims to merely titillate or entertain.

Although it pretends to be a horror film, this is really soft core porn at its sleaziest. The good thing is, it's pretty funny at times, and the tongue and cheek style makes an otherwise run of the mill horror pic watchable. Hustler centerfold Stefania Swinney is drop dead gorgeous as the innocent victim at the beginning of the film.