- Mr. Sumatra: I will pluck out your tongues with bull cutters and roast them, and I will take your brains and chill them for the purposes of garnishment.
- Sally: Can I ask you a question Mr. Sumatra?
- Mr. Sumatra: Go ahead Sally!
- Sally: How come you shot that guy when he opened the door?
- Mr. Sumatra: There's a whole occasion pro-verb, in the TomTom Macoute, when it comes to knocking, don't answer the door!
- Sally: They're dead, Mr. Sumatra.
- Mr. Sumatra: Who's dead?
- Sally: Tommy and-and Bill and that new kid. They're dead, just... murdered.
- Podowski: Hey man, let me hang at your pad tonight!
- Booger Martin: Hell no.
- Podowski: Come on, be a pal! my mom won't let me in the house.
- Booger Martin: Your own mom won't let you in the house?
- Podowski: She says I scare her.
- Booger Martin: Ahahahahah, All right, come on asshole!
- Podowski: Hey, thanks Boog, thanks a lot.