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Aggiungi una trama nella tua linguaThe evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students.The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students.The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students.
- Regia
- Sceneggiatura
- Star
Bradley Joseph
- Steve
- (as Brad Bufanda)
Rick Rabago
- Cubby Khan
- (as Rick Rubago)
Lelagi Togisala
- Slag
- (as Lelagi 'Butch' Togisla)
William Christopher Ford
- Blue Ninja
- (as Chris Ford)
Recensioni in evidenza
Pocket Ninjas is one of the few movies that is so bad it's good. Most of the movie is flashback, but poorly done and confusing. The plot has more holes than the finest swiss cheese, and it takes 9 minutes for the opening credits to end. I personally found the patty-cake "battle" between the White Dragon and one of Cobra Khan's cronies in the carnival absolutely hilarious. The location for this movie is perfect. The dojo is right next to a liquor store, but nobody seems to mind. The training sequences are long, obnoxious and downright painful. This is quite possibly the worst "professional" production I have ever seen. All in all, the perfect formula for the perfect awful movie.
My daughter and I found this movie in a clearance bin for only $3.00 and thought, "Why not?". Now I'm thinking of asking for a refund. The acting was very poor. Scripting was third grade level and that's being generous. I've read comic books with better lines. What little plot existed could have been improved by my six year old nephew. They re-used scenes multiple times and used some cheap stock footage to fill in some time. I guess this is what you get when people without skills or talent try to make a movie. The fight scenes reminded me of very low-brow slap-stick humor. This was supposed to be an action adventure and turned out to be a bad comedy. I feel sorry for the actors and actresses. If this didn't kill their careers then nothing will. If you are thinking of buying or renting this movie give your cash to the homeless guy in front of the liquor store instead. The money will be better spent and chances are it's one of the actors.
A friend of mine purchased this movie in a bargain bin, with a few others. Now, I am generally a fan of bad movies, particularly bad horror movies... This film however, left me aghast.
I can summarize this simply, with the event that transpired after the film completed.
Me:"I will give you a quarter to let me microwave that." Friend:"5 cents a second."
The quarter was more then enough to put that poor DVD out of its misery. It then was aptly flung around until it shattered on a radiator.
This movie is firmly placed at the status of "The Worst Movie Ever". And anytime someone brings up an alternative, I merely offer this one up as evidence. This movie has only a single place, that of forgotten obscurity, it is unfortunate that it was so bad, it has been wedged into my mind forever.
I can summarize this simply, with the event that transpired after the film completed.
Me:"I will give you a quarter to let me microwave that." Friend:"5 cents a second."
The quarter was more then enough to put that poor DVD out of its misery. It then was aptly flung around until it shattered on a radiator.
This movie is firmly placed at the status of "The Worst Movie Ever". And anytime someone brings up an alternative, I merely offer this one up as evidence. This movie has only a single place, that of forgotten obscurity, it is unfortunate that it was so bad, it has been wedged into my mind forever.
This movie is, flat out, atrocious in every way. The acting is awful, the stunts are laughable, the fights are very poor, there is no plot, and what little plot that exists is ridiculous. However, I highly recommend it as a tutorial on how not to make a movie, and for any big group of people who wants to end up rolling on the floor laughing.
That includes the worst movies ever made by a five year old kid with his parent's video camera. Trying to follow the plot was like looking at a Escher painting, but without anything interesting to see along the way. The acting was terrible, and the directing was worse. The best thing about the movie was making fun of it with my friends.
I highly suggest that you don't see this movie unless you are:
A) brain dead
B) deaf AND blind
C) punishing yourself
D) a cinematic masochist
E) all of the above
Preferable E.
I highly suggest that you don't see this movie unless you are:
A) brain dead
B) deaf AND blind
C) punishing yourself
D) a cinematic masochist
E) all of the above
Preferable E.
Lo sapevi?
- QuizFeatured in an episode of Redlettermedias "Best of the Worst"
- BlooperDuring the fight in the balloon factory, the White Dragon's shoes change from sneakers with white bottoms to boots with black bottoms.
- ConnessioniFeatured in Best of the Worst: Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, and Dangerous Men (2016)
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Dettagli
Botteghino
- Budget
- 25.000 USD (previsto)
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