Il ritorno di Ercole

The producers of Hercules Returns shows the world that corner cutting when it comes to movie making is not only acceptable but should be promoted.

I can imagine the initial board meeting when planning the movie.

"We're gonna make a funny as snot comedy based on the Greek legend of Hercules" They look around and see the money men hypo ventilating with budget induced panic attacks.

"BUT, we're not going to spend a fortune on actors, sets and costumes if that's what you're thinking, instead we're gonna take a long forgotten early 1960's Italian Epic based around Greek Mtyhology and turn the sound off".

There you have your plot and therein lies your comedy. An Australian movie theatre with technical problems, who's over zealous staff decide to show the movie and dub in their own voices with an audio which they hope will match the visual story, though someone should have warned them that at least a small inkling of the plot would have helped them.

I can imagine that a deaf person who could lip read in Italian, probably got a completely different cinematic experience than the rest of us, (Who are those annoying bastards in the cinema projection room ruining this fine Italian feature film!!!), but I'm sure they'd enjoy it too.

See this movie ASAFP, but have some spare pants at the ready, 'cuz you're gonna need 'em.

One of the shining moments in my aussiedom was when I watched this film and realised that it takes a very special kind of mind to create this kind of masterpiece and that that mind was aussie.

Take a budget of say hmmm AUS$2000? Perhaps thats a little generous hehehe, some relatively unknown actors, an old Italian muscle man version of hercules and a very warped and creative script writer and you have... tears running down your face and aching sides.

It has everything, good guys, bad guys, action, comedy..... lotsssssss of comedy and of course 'I love movies with muscle men in them' hehehe. Its been about a year since I've seen this movie though I've seen it about 20 times because I keep getting it out to show it to other people, but I still remember scenes and lines and sit there and giggle quietly to myself. My friends and I often sprout a line when it seems appropriate (or inappropriate as is usually the case) and we'll start giggling hillariously all over again.

Watch It!! Just do yourself a favour and watch it, because I don't think they will be re-releasing this gem and the old vids are getting worn down by the fans.

For all you poor deprived people over the pond, lobby whoever you have to and beg them to get it released in your country. Call it cultural education hehehe I swear you wont be disappointed.

You don't have to be appreciative of Australian humour to absolutely love this movie. For those of you who don't know who Des Managan is, it really makes little difference.

I discovered this movie purely by chance and have spent the last five years trying to get a copy of it.

The pure comedic genius of the humour coupled with the protagonists love of cinema theatre - he leaves his boss with a simple presentation of "the bird" in visual form, makes this movie great.

It is endlessly quotable for us true geeks with such wonderful phrases as "geese mum I'm not gonna marry a guy with bigger tits than me" and the spoof performance of "oh yes I'm the great pretender" I cannot fault it in anyway and strongly suggest you watch it if you can get hold of a copy at all - this is an all time classic which all too few of us have had the pleasure of watching.

If you don't laugh til you wet yourself, I'll personally give you your money back...........

Absolutely no prizes for style or taste could ever be attributed to this film. However, it is riproaringly funny. The voices dubbed on to the incredibly tacky original add so much humour. Leave brain at the door, lay back and die laughing - a 9 out of 10 from me

Still without doubt one of the funniest Australian films ever made. The comedy writing stands as some of the best ever done in this country and the movie has so many funny lines it is almost painful to watch from the laughter it induces.The fact that this movie still has not been released on DVD is mind-blowing.

The movie is of course based off the live show by Australian Comedy team Double Take who toured around Australia with this and other shows. Information about Double Take can be found at their website http://www.doubletake.com.au.

Perhaps if we all petition them we can get them to finally release this movie on DVD.