- Rita Marrick: So what did you do? Your crime I mean. Something serious?
- Wellman Anthony Santee: I turned away from Jesus.
- Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: This is turning into a major clusterfuck!
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Do you EVER stop bitching?
- Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: Santee was fucking your wife Esther.
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Many times, Rudy. Many times.
- Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife.
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me.
- Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: That makes it worse, doesn't it?
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Oh yeah, much worse.
- Rita Marrick: Those tin-badge, dickbrains! If I were a man the would have listened to me! If I was my father, my brothers, ANYONE with a goddamn dick SOMEONE would have paid attention to me! I mean why did you have to turn out to be so fucking innocent?
- Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: This is turning into a major clusterfuck!
- Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Do you ever stop bitching?
- Wellman Anthony Santee: [after being beaten up by Rita] Where'd you learn that shit?
- Rita Marrick: To protect myself.
- Wellman Anthony Santee: You can open the safe with your balls or without 'em.
- Jimmy Shoeshine: First choice.