- Police Inspector: This is the police! Lay down your knives and forks! You have all been eating the Prime Minister!
- Jimmy: And we jumped into bed, took our clothes off, and do you know what she said to me? She said "That's the biggest John-Thomas I've ever seen in my life!" She said "Do you realize I've a weak heart?" Well, I said "Turn on your side, I'll try and miss it".