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If you're renting Ménage for your evening movie, you're probably expecting exactly what the title promises. Good news, you'll get it! In this French flick, Michel Blanc and Miou-Miou play an unhappily married couple who get drawn into a darker life by thief Gérard Depardieu. Not only does Gérard introduce them to the thrill of robbing houses, but he also manages to get both of them in bed.

I don't know if this movie was taken seriously back in 1986, but watching it now feels a bit silly. It's very sensationalistic, almost like it's making fun of the story. They never get arrested for their robberies, and in one scene, they don't even get in trouble when they're caught because the lady of the house decides she'd rather sleep with Gérard than press charges. In another scene, Gérard and Miou-Miou are caught in bed by Michel, and all three of them have a conversation without any cease-and-desist, if you know what I mean. If you think this tongue-in-cheek humor is funny, you'll probably get a kick out of this one. If you're not in the mood for it, you might want to wait until you feel like something silly.

Kiddy Warning: Obviously, you have control over your own children. However, due to sex scenes, I wouldn't let my kids watch it.

With Tenue de Soiree, Blier is once again investigating male insecurity and men's relations with other men. Essentially a remake of Les Valseuses, this film quickly removes the presence of a woman (Monique) to leave the way clear for Bob's seduction of Antoine. A complex film, part crime comedy, part transvestite film, Blier seems to lose his way at the midpoint and the ending seems tacked on. Depardieu and Blanc in particular are excellent, but the script lets them down. A homophobe becomes a fully dressed transsexual in about 90 minutes, hardly realistic and the misogynistic tone of the film can be draining. A useful companion piece to Les Valseuses, but it is only half the film that Les Valseuses was in 1974.

"Tenue de Soirée" was a project that germinated after more than ten years of dormancy in Bertrand Blier's mind. His breakthrough "Les Valseuses" starring Gérard Depardieu, Patrick Deweare and Miou-Miou in a most peculiar 'menage à trois' broke several grounds of sexual representation in France and its commercial success encouraged him to make not a sequel but a companion piece with the same actors. Having noticed the naughty playfulness of buddies Gérard and Patrick, he asked them if they were game for a movie where they would be homosexuals. They were.

Unfortunately, Dewaere who had more than one demon to overcome left cinema in 1982 and so "Tenue de Soirée" feature two thirds of the trio, Yet the addition of Michel Blanc is a masterstroke of replacement for something in Dewaere's physicality would have made difficult to exude the sad vulnerability of Blanc. Indeed the diminutive bald mustachioed man, since his early success with the 'Splendid Troop"; got almost typecast as lovable nobodies for which his Jean-Claude Dusse was the flag bearer.

But if Blier could make sensitive souls out of killers like in "Buffet Froid" surely poor schmucks like Antoine would be treated with more respect. And so we're in a little old-fashioned party hall, a band starts playing and obviously Monique (Miou-Miou) was waiting for the music to be loud enough to cover quite an ego-crushing "reasons you suck" speech to her husband. She's tired of leaving a miserable life with a loser, she wants the fairy tale, a house and despises a man who can't be a provider... a submissive Antoine looks as he's twice grieving the relationship and a certain ideal of masculinity he will never belong to.

But then something happens, her nagging is cut short by a violent slap from Bob (Gérard Depardieu) who had eavesdropped the whole monologue. Today, such a scene would pass as misogynistic and earn a film torrents of protests against what seems to be endorsement of men's brutality ... but that would be a false trial. According to Blier, film that was a huge commercial success (with its infamous tag-line) didn't create much turmoil and met with a very warm welcome from the gay press in the 80s and no cries whatsoever from feminists. So why such a brutal moment was relevant in the film's context? Is Bob giving Monique a taste of her own medicine, reminding her the kind of action an alpha male is capable to?

I have another theory. Watching Antoine being castrated alive because he doesn't have the makings of a man's man, he doesn't just slap her but buys her silence with more money than she ever got from Antoine. I often fantasized of being rich enough to throw as many bills to my partner so she could stop whining, it's a totally infantile mindset but it's got a point: every man has a breaking point, it's possible that every woman's got a price where you can buy the right to be a prick if you're rich enough to fulfill her demands. I'm not inserting these thoughts on Blier but I'm positively surprised that a film could materialize in one scene an obsessive question.

And when Antoine retaliates and threatens to knife Bob, Bob shows his torso and dares him to act... before telling him to sit down and give him money as well. Bob isn't a troll, much less a macho, he's a quirky human being who took an instant liking on Antoine as a man, and as a woman behind the man. What does Bob do for a living? He's a professional burglar... Blier always had a fondness for marginals and outlaws...and I suspect it's because there's much more potential for betrayals and dirty tricks to spice up a plot. But again, Depardieu is the flamboyant, poetic and exuberant yin to Antoine's passive and sensitive yang. In fact, he's such a larger-than-life character that he encompasses both Antoine and Monique's needs.

Monique finds in Bob the role she wanted Antoine to play. Each man couldn't satisfy her alone alone but the two formed the right male ideal. But to keep Monique, Antoine must surrender to Bob's pleas and sacrifice his pride. It's my ass, he says, rightfully so... but you've got to love the totally unforced and almost smooth way Antoine finally lets thing go. In any clunky screenplay, like the horrendous "French Twist", Antoine would have immediately switched to bisexuality but Blier is a more nuanced filmmaker and his way with words proves again to be effective, even more through the maestria of Depardieu.

Bob delivers what might be one of most tender declarations. Wishing to turn Antoine's shame to happiness, asking him if he hasn't ever dreamed of snuggling up in a sturdy body. Antoine's moved reaction is the first awakening of his feminine side. Has Monique ever been that nice to him? And so Bob commits the greatest burglary of his life... one the film doesn't linger on but doesn't sugarcoat either. Unlike the "Birdcage", the film doesn't turn homosexuality into derision but into a a certain idea that life is so tough for men that their tragedy is that they can't be womanly enough to hide their fears or insecurities with a stronger figure. In one of the film's most inspired scenes, after a brief disappearance of Monique tired of being treated like a maid, it's Antoine's turn to be the nagging one, complaining to a Bob who doesn't take care of him.

Far ahead of its time, "Tenue de Soirée" is the study of a certain need for domination and affection that transcends the gender barriers, how roles can easily be switched if opportunity knocked, maybe all men secretly wishes that... there's something irreverential, disturbing, but so truthful that even the final scenes doesn't feel like a cheap shot at laughs, but a logical conclusion with three people who found some balance and three actors with terrific chemistry... paraphrasing its tagline, truly a freakin' film!

The film is hilarious, particularly enjoyable and sad. We wonder for a while where Bertrand Blier is going, especially during the first third of the film, but finally the film takes us away and we don't care, as Michel Blanc and Miou-Miou, who are caught in the whirlwinds that Bob, that is Gérard Depardieu, in the role of the one who always has an idea in the back of his head.

This is an opportunity for the actors to say some anthology dialogues during relatively trivial scenes where the different actors are credible. Bertrand Blier writes a score that his actors interpret with brio.

We believe in it, and it is the strength of the film: this couple who meets Gérard Depardieu, a seductive burglar whose interest in the couple we do not understand at first and then we end up understanding (or not!). And to finish the last final scene where our 3 main characters do the trot in a set of high-flying dialogues for a sequence of impressive power: it's a huge score that the director-writer has written for them.

The film contains its share of anthology scenes that he seems to string together like pearls, some of them with a lot of humor, but also a lot of despair.

Except some early works, Bernard Blier's movies are clearly recognizable by the peculiar tone and pace of the dialogues and the surreal plots. His filmography is erratic but the best movies (Les Valseuses, Calmos, Tenue de Soirée...) are true masterpieces. I will not talk much about the story, that is very incidental, because Menage is above all a swirl of memorable lines and great acting that a simple synopsis can't describe. It's like a waltz with a unique tempo that sweeps the spectator away in a wild ride. Enjoy.