- Bunnies: [singing] Hello sunshine/Hello birds on the wing/Hello spring time/We've been living for spring.
- Bean: [imagining] I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm a giant tree and that dog can't get me.
- [fantasy sequence: Bean's a tree out in the middle of the woods when the dog comes up]
- Dog: Sniff sniff sniff, now where'd that bunny go?
- [Bean sighs and the dog looks up]
- Bean: Nobody here but us trees.
- Dog: Right.
- Bunny: [after Grandpa Bean tells the story of the bunny picnic and the dog and the farmer] But Grandpa Bean, what about the bunny picnic?
- Bean: Oh well I'm glad you asked, because there's never been another bunny picnic like it, before or since.
- Bean: [Bean and the Dog are hiding, the farmer's sneezing] What's going on?
- Dog: Bunnies make him sneeze something awful.
- Bean: They do? That gives me an idea.
- [leaves the bush]
- Dog: Where are you going, bunny? If he sees you... oh no...
- Farmer: [sees Bean] Oh no! Stay away from me! Stay away from me or I'll... ACHOO!
- Bean: Quick everyone, out in the open!
- Lugsy: [to Twitch] If he can do it, so can I.
- Twitch: Bean? Bean?
- Bean: I'm not Bean, I'm a weasel.
- [sniffs]
- Lugsy: No no no, you're not a weasel, you're a pain in the...
- Great Grandmother: [opens her door] Next door neighbor.
- Great Grandmother: I've only seen two dogs, both at a distance.
- Lugsy: You see, Bean?
- Bean: I am not Bean, I'm a nasty old owl and I'm going to get you.
- [charges at Lugsy but Great Grandmother gets in the way]
- Great Grandmother: Now Bean, you don't have to pretend to be a nasty old owl, why? Because you're a little bunny, at least that's what you are on the outside. Get it?