Ryder P.I.

I read the only review for this movie and it sounded like this was one of the all time movie greats. I don't know what kind of comedy other people enjoy but the key word here is "comedy". There was none! Even with a cast of unknowns you'd think you'd get a chuckle from someone, even if it was the monkey. But I never laughed once during the entire movie....heck, I never even smiled! The acting was forced and fake and the "jokes" were painful. The lead actor even got caught looking at the camera in one scene. I don't recall a movie that I've ever seen that I would say was worse than this. And folks, I've seen "The Postman"! The ONLY reason to even keep this DVD is to watch the Howard Stern out-takes which were funny. Buy it? No. Rent it? No. Borrow it for the out-takes and don't even bother playing the movie. Can you give less than a zero? If not then score this one a ZERO!

The only reason this is worth a look is the Howard stern scenes,now i know why he never mentions this movie on his show,its so lame it makes attack of the killer tomatoes look like gone with the wind,Pu it stinks.its inept,silly and not even funny,the DVD version is worth watching for the Howard stern out takes,i believe stern did this during his stint at wnbc.in this he plays a newscaster,its an extended cameo. the other actors are unknowns,on the DVD box it says with 60 nationally known comedians???well the guy who does the Ralph cramdon imitations is pretty good.i only recommend this to Howard stern fans,like myself. if he was'nt in it,i would've avoided it .i out of 10. p.u it stinks.

With dozens of NY comedians in nearly every role (including Howard Sterns screen debut) the detective spoof is merely a format for a never ending zanyness unseen on screen since Abbott & Costello or Seinfeld - where every single character that appears is in some way totally nuts. Even Zippy the chimp jumps in the window. You really come to like the two stars Dave Hawthorne and Bob Nelson who hold this roller coaster together like all the great comedy teams of the golden age of Hollywood. Why this film is such a secret is beyond me. Includes Stern outtakes.

I legitimately enjoyed this flick. It's so ridiculous that it's funny. The lead female is gorgeous; there's no way she'd fall for the lead detective character in real life unless he was rich. He looks like he's about two cigarettes away from a stroke. Ryder spends his days drinking, smoking cigarettes and riding around in his car. The one piece of detective work he dors is outrageously inept. This script seems like it was written by a room full of monkeys chained to typewriters. Yet, it's strangely appealing. I loved the half-baked celebrity impressions. Like the Dirty Harry looking cop who keeps pointing his 44 magnum at everyone. The Howard Stern anchorman character is great too. Why would they continue to put him on the air? Check this one out if you appreciate a little nonsense now and then.

My review was written in April 1986 after a screening on Manhattan's UES.

Though closely resembling a backyard, homemade film in structure and technique, "Ryder, P. I." is an amusing little feature made in Port Washington, N. Y. Fans willing to take a goof on a low-budget pic will enjoy it.

Dave Hawthorne (who co-wrote the screenplay) toplines as a pudgy private eye named Sky Ryde, who is given to halting the story in order to essay his okay impression of Jack Nicholson and other celebrities. He is teamed, in Bowery Boys fashion, with nerd assistant Eppie (Bob Nelson), whose idea of getting a license plate number is to unscrew the plate and bring it to Ryder.

The duo is on a case railing a woman for her husband (actually watching the wrong lady for a whole year) when they save a lovely young woman Valerie (Frances Raines) who is being assaulted by three bikers. Ryder takes her under his wing, romance blossoms and he succeeds in saving her from a group of South American drug smugglers out to get her inherited land holdings south of the border. The bikers turn out to be undercover federal drug enforcement agents.

Loaded with silly shtick and a sense of humor drawing upon tv culture, "Ryder" has its share of funny gags. Bes sequence is a throwback to the 1960s, a lyrical interlude of the three leads romping at the beach and a miniature golf course.

Hawthorne holds the film together in a warm performance while sidekick Nelson overdoes his scatterbrained routine, using a voice similar to Frank Fontaine's Crazy Guggenheim impression. Raines is a fresh new face as the vulnerable heroine in one of her best showcases yet (after roles in "Model Behavior", "Disconnected" and other East Coast B-pictures.

Among numerous comedians in small roles, radio personality Howard Stern is unimpressive as a goofy tv anchorman named Ben Wah and Chuck Rader's carbon of Dirty Harry is subpar.

Picture was lensed on videotape with a Betacam system. Its transfer to 35mm film for theatrical release is adequate, though blurring (especially of street signs and other written material) is evident in longshots and some panning shots.