Evil Toons - Non entrate in quella casa...

I am not a huge fan of Fred Olan Ray's movies, but I find this one actually quite entertaining--in a warped way. The acting is horrifyingly bad. The special effects are not much to be desired. The plot is non-existent...Yet I am strangely fascinated every time I watch this little video. It isn't even because there are so many naked girls randomly running around. There's something weirdly exotic about seeing cartoon characters killing real life people. This movie is like "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" meets "Slumber Party Massacre." This is a cult classic. B+

I've read the various reviews of this flick and some of y'all just don't get it. Obviously, it's cheap and poorly made...so go with that and relax. It's a perfect throwback to 80's horror/comedy filmmaking. Sexist? Whatever. If you rented this one you wanted to see a few bimbos get naked and then get dead. You also wanted to see a "...Roger Rabbit" type horror film. So, you get the first and not really the last. Live with it. Madison Stone gives an award winning performance for a porn star and David "Kung-Fu" Carradine seems a little less drunk than he did in his mail order tai-chi how-to video. You also get cult star Dick Miller and Laugh-In nazi Arte Johnson...oh, how could I forget Monique Gabrielle, in her best topless scene since Bachelor Party?! Plot? Kinda'. Nudity? You betcha'. Cartoon monster? Long enough for this kid. Enjoy at your own risk....who cares what your friends think anyway.

Evil Toons (1992) is a movie that I recently watched on Amazon Prime and came highly recommended from Edward Delgado. The storyline follows a group of young ladies hired to clean an old house. When they arrive they discover a book that resembles the necronomicon and they decide to read it unleashing cartoons out for blood. How can they stop cartoons and what are the the toons trying to unleash on Earth?

This movie is directed by Fred Olen Ray (Hatfields and McCoys: Bad Blood) and stars David Carradine (Kill Bill), Arte Johnson (Munchie), Dick Miller (The Terminator), Monique Gabrielle (Bachelor Party) and Barbara Dare (52 Pickup).

This is a very interesting movie. I will say it has a great cast, settings and butts. There's a ton of nudity in this picture and way less David Carradine than I expected. He was definitely under utilized. The cartoon dialogue was good and I enjoyed the use of the necronomicon. The situations and dialogue are awful. There's a scene where they literally say, "Let's kick some butt." There's some sequence that drag on way too long I found myself saying, "I need some cartoons or Carradine right now or I'm going to jump out a window." The ending was a bit rediculous but made sense based on the plot and the kills throughout are nothing special.

Overall, this movie is bad, doesn't have enough Carradine and all the gorgeous ladies in the world can't save it from itself. I would score this a 3.5/10 but still recommend seeing it once.

I first saw this in the early 90s on a vhs. Revisited it recently to have a glimpse of the beautiful buxom Monique Gabrielle. Her busty tits made a lasting impression on my young teen mind then. To be honest, this film doesn't have a single scary scene or any good kill, it's not even comedic at all except for Dick Miller's scene where he keeps on saying boy o boy... And I don't kno why the character of David Carradine kept on flicking his cloak. The film is about a cartoon monster which comes out alive a la Cellar Dweller n terrorizes hot babes in a haunted mansion. Of course, it shouldn't be taken seriously.

Watch out for Monique Gabrielle's nude scene in front of the mirror n the shapely Madison Stone's strip dance. As a gym trainer, I am really impressed with Madison's shapely body, especially her glutes.

`Evil Toons' is a rather entertaining movie with fair to average acting, very attractive women running around with no clothes on, a not-too-bad of a plot, a very horney cartoon character with an extra long tongue, and plenty of laughable elements that make B movies so much fun. The movie isn't presented as a serious drama or even a serious comedy and one gets the impression that all the recognizable actors in it knew this in advance. After all, I hope they read the script prior to shooting.

The movie begins with the typical horror genre; Four girls are hired to stay and clean a very large, but abandoned house. While cleaning, one of them finds a creepy looking book covered in real skin that contains pornographic images of cartoons and is written entirely in Latin. And wouldn't you know it, the geeky girl knows just enough Latin to get them all into trouble. As with any movie that ends up on the B listing, there could have been many improvements that would have made this movie better - but too late now - I doubt any of the actors will do a sequel.

In short, don't expect too much more than a lot of good laughs accompanied by the shaking of your head. The movie is well worth the $5 rental fee.