- Duke: I'm dying!
- Lieutenant Crowe: No, you're not... But you are gonna have to stick your head between your legs to tell the time.
- Lieutenant Crowe: Now you're gonna stop running these little girls, Duke. Because if not, you're dead! I mean dead-in-the-gutter dead.
- Duke: Crowe! You're a mad dog! I shoot my dogs. I blow their fucking heads off!
- Lieutenant Crowe: Colorful. But stupid.