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[after exiting the room of a bloody corpse]
Kendall: You see it?
Mary Riggs: YES! While we out here fumbling with that music... the lousy bastard was in there, KILLING HER! BASTARD! BAAAAASTAAARD! BASTAAARD!

Female Student 1: Have you ever been laid on a waterbed?
Female Student 2: The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time.

Kendall: Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao?
Karate Proffesor: Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long!
Kendall: [bidding him farewell] Take it easy.

Det. Lt. Bracken: You'll be playing so much tennis it'll be coming out of your ears!

Sgt. Holden: Who knows? Right now we're just buying clothes without labels and trying them on for size.

Kendall: The lieutenant asked me to help Sgt. Holding go through some records down at City Hall.
Mary Riggs: Well, well. Isn't the lieutenant unorthodox?
Kendall: Well...

Prof. Arthur Brown: I guess I'm so used to bodies... dead ones... that I'm callous.

Det. Lt. Bracken: Randy, I want you to run a complete check on the staff: Full background, IN DEPTH! If you have to, use the department's full budget!
Sgt. Holden: Okay, Lieutenant.
Det. Lt. Bracken: Heh, I figured you'd like that. But do your best job, pal. I don't think we have much time before the next one.

[first lines]
Timmy Weldon: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men. Couldn't put the pieces together again.

Suzie - Locker Room Victim: Hi!
Female Student 1: Hi!
Female Student 2: Hi! What's going down?
Suzie - Locker Room Victim: You've been studying? Two hours of European history, I'm going to the pool!
Female Student 1: Oh! There's our favorite professor! How'd you like to make it with him, Susan?
Suzie - Locker Room Victim: Are you kidding?
Female Student 1: The campus closet queen!
[girls laugh]
Suzie - Locker Room Victim: Oh that's not nice, I think he's a sugar plum!
Female Student 1: Down girl, you know what they say about sugar?
Suzie - Locker Room Victim: Crazy, bye!
Female Student 1: Take care!
[Suzie leaves]
Female Student 2: What do they say about sugar?

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