- Red Queen: What kind of tree is it?
- March Hare: It's a weeping willow.
- Red Queen: A weeping willow! I don't want to wake up in the morning and hear a willow weeping outside in my garden, that's depressing!
- White Rabbit: No, Your Majesty, the tree's branches droop so that it appears to be weeping. The tree doesn't really cry.
- Mad Hatter: This one does! And not only does it water itself, it also waters all your other plants!
- Red Queen: Now you know what it's like to be treated unfairly. The way you treated the Walrus!
- Alice: You really should just talk to him. He's very nice.
- Red Queen: I'll say. And he spoke up for all of you, even though you wanted to exclude him.
- Tweedle Dum: Well... I guess we were being really unfair.
- White Rabbit: Uh... Can you ever forgive us, Mr. Walrus?
- Walrus: Well, of course. Of course! No hard feelings! And I don't think you've ever heard this about walruses, but we never hold a grudge!
- March Hare: That's okay. Now that we're friends, we'll hold it for you.