- Woman: I was expecting a shabby little man in a raincoat.
- Hunter: You've got the wrong television show.
- Ben: All these years, I wondered who you were, what you were like. I wondered if I was anything like you. I just wanted to know who my father was.
- Hunter: Well, now you know. You should also know that you've had a father for the past 17 years. A good man. A man that's loved you, raised you, given you a good home, worried about you. I think that's a pretty good definition of fatherhood.
- [Flashing his badge]
- Hunter: I've got 16 years behind that badge, Drasso. And if it wasn't for that, I'd pound your head square. Now, you know where I live and you know when I get off. So if you want a piece of me, come on. If you don't, shove off!
- Dr. Bolin: You truly are a trobuled person.
- Hunter: Well, you should be the expert on mental disorders, being as screwed up as you are!
- Hunter: Ya know, this time last year, I got 25 fruit baskets. If I get one more fruit basket, I'm having a sex change operation!
- Lloyd Fredericks: It was a setup, and I want a polygraph!
- Sergeant Brad Navarro: You shut your mouth, or you're gonna need Poly-GRIP!
- Curguyan Consulate General: I must confess. I am totally addicted to your detective shows on television.
- Dee Dee: So, what did the psychiatrist say? Can Ricky go out and play, or are all his groceries in the same bag?
- Hunter: Captain? Do you know how many officers have been killed because they were too busy firing warning shots?
- Hunter: I know your father married your mother when you and she had nothing. He brought you to this country, gave you a good home, loved you... and when you got in trouble he called mel.
- Ben: Yeah... yeah... why you? Why not some other cop?
- Hunter: Because he knew I was the only one that would help you.
- Ben: But he told me he never met you before.
- Hunter: He was telling you the truth, Ben. He'd never met me before... but your mother had. I'm your father, Ben.