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One of the best worse movie I've ever seen.....didn't stop laughing once.It was like a cross between "The Dirty Dozen" (except it is with seven women) and "Enter the Dragon". The translation into English is what made it so great.

This film is not high art. This film was never intended to be high art. Its a popcorn movie and as such its scores at the top of the charts.

The plot of this gem has a bunch of women with various criminal skills thrown into prison during World War 2. They escape and proceed to head off to destroy a chemical lab in a well fortified valley.

What begins as a crime film, slips into a women behind film, then to a prison escape film, then a World War 2 secret mission film, onward into a western; there are ghosts, a James Bond spoof and everything you can think of except a musical number. This film almost (literally) has it all. And its all just serious enough to be interesting and silly enough to be enjoyable.

And whats a great film without some mind bending moments: the Japanese (I guess) villains all wear Nazi SS uniforms; the women all sport sunglasses and hair styles from the early 1980's, the prison guard tower spotlights are theatrical spotlights, the English dub has one of the girls a Southern belle and several of the men as dundering idiots. There's more, but I'll leave you to find it out.

This is the perfect film for those nights when you're not sure what type of movie you want to see. Its a low brow action film thats just meant to entertain, and thats what it does.

If you like exploitation style action films this is an absolute must see.

(A "sequel" is Pink Force Commandos)

Golden Queen's Commando(1982) along with Pink Force Commando(1984) work only as a double feature of Taiwanese /hong kong early 80's crazy Fun films along the lines of Fantasy mission force(1983) which cannot be fit together in a single genre, as they are a mixture of all.

The use of Ennio Morricone's Music in these two Crazy Mixture of War and Western Asian Slapstick Comedy Action Wuxia Flicks tells us that Morricone's music is worldwide and was admired by people all across the globe, accessing it all the way in the East even before the days of Spotify or Youtube.

The Themes from Morricone's Westerns are recurring throughout the Runtime of these Taiwanese Easterns, along with nonsensical Action, continuous blasts, silly humour, ghosts, Nazis, Evil Plans............... Pretty much everything you needed from an 80's movie.

Taiwanese new wave was emerging at that time in the 80's with filmmaker's like Edward Yang, Ang lee, Hou Hsiao-Hisen, Sylvia Chang stepping into the game, getting ready to make some of Taiwan's, Hong kong and even World level Masterpieces of Cinema. At the Same time there were movies like these and other Rom-coms to keep the people entertained.

The main Cast of Both these movies is Basically Taiwanese with names like renowned Brigitte Lin( who was on her way to make transition from Taiwanese to Hong Kong cinema, and be a legend there as well), Sally Yeh, Hui-shan Yang(Basically every beautiful Taiwanese actress of that time.)

THE english Dubbing is stupid and non-sensical which has its own merits and demerits depending on where you live or how you perceive these movies(serious cinema or Saturday Night Fun Flick), Jackie Chan's name is an attention grab with little to no involvement in this film.

The first film is still somewhat linear in its narrative and Brigitte lin helps make it a better film, whereas the second film loses all basic senses and is just going on along the success of the first with confusing and boring plot with un-needed dialogues and action, spilling it all over(actually why they even made it?).

All in All if you are going through Brigitte lin's filmography or early years, or just want to remember your childhood days when you saw it, not being bothered by whether it is not a masterpiece and is stupid, and silly and confusing and non sensical,

Then you will have a good time enjoying these two Hot messes of a Movie.

One of the most humorous movies I have viewed for sometime. The pace was just right to keep the laughs coming.......the translation was great.

This is the nearest you'll find to a female Magnificent Seven (and Dirty Dozen, come to that). The direction and camera-work are OK but nothing special, and the story makes about as much sense as in those other films. I watched a dubbed version and the dialogue was pretty good. The brilliant Morricone score is no doubt pirated, but it's very well used. What's greatest here though is the well-acted characters. The women involved each get a separate and fun cameo intro, and their names, personalities and appearance are all distinct - not always the case in dubbed Chinese films.

The action scenes are not the greatest (and some of the shoot-outs are as silly as they are in James Bond films etc.) but they're competently done, varied, and always fun. I got as involved with this as with original-version M7 (and more than I ever did with D12) and I was as sad when one of these characters died, as I was with Coburn or Vaughan in M7.

2020 wasn't a great year for lots of reasons. One for me was I didn't see a whole lot of good movies. On the action side, it was mostly endless high-cost-CGI Avengers same-old and the like. This is the best I watched in the action genre, highly recommended, 90 minutes of fun entertainment.