- Sir Gawain: I forgot to ask one question during my quick initiation into knighthood.
- Humphrey: Oh? What's that?
- Sir Gawain: How to relieve myself in this tin suit.
- The King: Each Yuletide, we celebrate the thickening of our bellies, and the softening of our muscles. Has your valour fled entirely in these times of peace? is this the court whose knights were feared throughout Christendom? I'm bored. Bored with you all!