Snow: The Movie

I can't believe eight writers worked on this s**t. Stick to acting Mr Argue, cause this bombed out attempt of comedy, that only offers a few laughs, less than tasteless comics in their moment of standup, goes nowhere. You know why-because there's no frickin' story. Argue who works on the ice rink, wins a car in a competition, so him and his dimwitted mate head to the snow. They make real a**es of themselves out there on the alps and inside the hotel lodge, as with these two hotties, not even acting, speaking as though, they're in reality, where you'd much rather be in, than this film. Thank god, at least we have Peter Moon, his presence, the best moments of this mess, as a sleazy manager, running the motel, trying to score with our hotties, and I guess you can imagine how that works out. The best thing about this, is it's beaty song at the end of the film, as well as it's end, 73 minutes too late, as it so happens. This crap, makes '84's Hot Dog-the movie, look superior.

Last week my local video store shut down, and being a fan of both skiing and 'bad' comedies as many of them have been labelled (esp old and new school SNL films) & from the cover this film looked distracting if not cinematically brilliant. What followed was almost 40 minutes (I gave up after that point) of the worst, least amusing, waste of film that I have ever sat through. The filming was pathetic, the script was perhaps the worst and least coherent I've ever witnessed and even if you love these films, this crosses the line between funny bad and stomach turning, heart wrenchingly, uncomfortable on your favourite couch bad. In one word PATHETIC. leave this film, burn this film, aviod this film forever.

Me and the boys love this movie, brings back good fun old time memories of falls creek. As we were lucky enough to have a copy of this movie ,we still get together and watch it each year before we head up to the Victorian alps for a ski. Understandably you need to have a good sense of humor to appreciate this movie and a few drinks will also help, but at the end of the day its a old time Aussie movie about two Aussie mates heading up to the snow to have some fun, cause some trouble, and yes try and pick up chicks. This movie won't win any awards ,well good ones anyway, but if you can appreciate and remember the early 80s ski scene in Australia and you were lucky enough to have good crazy mates to live through it with you will probably enjoy this movie and have a laugh.

Two Aussies go skiing: hi-jinx ensues.

They fall over in the snow. Repeatedly. They walk in on naked women. Repeatedly. They have unkempt scruffy hair, which they forget to brush. Repeatedly. You feel like reaching into the screen. And killing both these losers. Sadly, you'll only touch glass.Please believe me, I tried :( They have a friend with a horrible put on Scottish accent. Who wears a skirt rather than a kilt. There's horrible music. Throughout. It's labelled as a comedy. But it's never funny. It pretends to be part of the 'Nerds' series of films. This is a lie. It even falls short of those 'lofty' goals. I watched it through regular use of the FF button. Seeing it at regular speed would have damaged my brain irreparably. You want to take the chance, be my guess. I won't visit you in hospital. Except to nick your grapes. And point. And laugh.

P.S Sorry for the terrible quality of this review. Though it matches the terrible quality of the movie under discussion. So quite apt, wouldn't you say? Toodle-pip!! 1/10

Whoops! They fell down on their skis again! Whoops! They fell down on their skis again! Whoops! They fell down on their skis again! Whoops! They fell down on their skis again!

Oh, look! A poster with a monkey holding skis! Hilarious!

A bar with a talent show with a pudgy host and two sing the song "I Like Tits." A wet t-shirt contest??

I don't know anyone except the cast and crew that would give this movie the 10/10 reviews. It's NOT a satire on ski culture. It's just a lot of bad sex jokes and falling down.