- [Jane is tied up and Fred proceeds to grope her breasts]
- Jane Kingston: What are you doing?
- Fred Diller: I just, uh, never felt the titties of a millionaire before.
- Hattie: The road to damnation is paved with them whiskey bottles!
- Wilma McClatchie: Must be hell on tires.
- Wilma McClatchie: Like John D. Rockefeller said, ya gotta grasp the dynamics of money and keep the currency on the move.
- Wilma McClatchie: Why can't we be right up there with Ford, Rockefeller, Capone and all the rest of them?
- Old Man at Fancy Party: Well, young lady, one thing's for sure. That man won't be in the white house for long. Raisin' taxes. Makin' it hard on the better class of people.