A Thief in the Night

I ran across "A Thief in the Night" while scanning Prime Video looking for something to watch in bed one evening. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I ended up watching all four films in the series over the next few nights just because they were so incredibly bad that it was entertaining in a sad sort of way.

First, the theology. I grew up in a Southern Baptist Church, so the beliefs expressed weren't new to me. My mother really got into "The Late Great Planet Earth" by Hal Lindsey when it came out in 1970, making this view of eschatology all the more familiar in our house. As a kid, it scared and traumatized me. I grew up believing there was no point in planning for college, a career or family of my own because I didn't expect the world to be around for that long -- or at least not a world that would be fit to live in if I were unlucky enough to be left behind (to borrow the title of a future book and film series on the subject).

But today, 50-plus years later, I'm still here. I've been married 42 years, have grown children and grandchildren, and have retired from a 45-year career. And the world goes on. So if the events outlined in these movies (made between 1973 and 1983) have any validity at all, Jesus at the least apparently decided to tarry much longer than I was led to believe when I was a kid being told this stuff. However, I think it's much closer to the truth to say it isn't simply a matter of tarrying (a favorite word of the preachers I heard as a kid) but of this end times scenario being fictitious to begin with. I now see it as nothing more than a wildly off-the-mark misinterpretation of some very symbolic language never intended to be taken in the literal way this scenario takes it (which, of course, is what those who believe this way would expect heathens to say). This is a fanciful story (complete with elaborate charts and timelines, as depicted in the four films) designed to scare people into faith. And I now realize, as an adult, that true faith never works that way. It isn't possible scare anyone into authentic belief; that's something that has to come from the heart.

So, in a nutshell, it's a series built around a fantasy, as surely as "The Lord of the Rings" or "Game of Thrones." One is about as believable as the others. The world ends on a daily basis for people everywhere -- it's called dying -- and it will perhaps end once and for all someday for all of mankind. But I don't expect it to be in the slow, methodical horror show way depicted in these movies, nor do I expect it to be in the near future. I expect my grandchildren to have a future the same as I did, filled with both good and bad.

Secondly, as far as the acting and production values, they're about as bad as it gets. In all fairness, I'm sure the makers of these films weren't aiming for high production values and an appeal to a commercial market. No doubt, these were intended more as evangelism tools within churches. Fair enough. Still, it's really bad. The acting and dialogue are what one would expect from a entry-level acting class, if that. And the lighting and effects, even for the 1970's, is pretty dismal.

In short, if you're the kind of person who finds entertainment value in the truly awful, these films are worth trying. But that would be the only reason to watch, as I admittedly did. As a kid, they would have scared the living daylights out of me. Now, I can appreciate them, in a perverse way, for what they are.

Written and acted by sincere amateurs, produced by some exploitation monger, this is dull and hard to watch.

Not the worst movie ever, but at least schlock like _Plan 9 From Outer Space_ usually had a real actor or two. I'd recommend _A Thief In The Night_ only to hardcore ironists and hardcore Dispensationalists. I'm neither.

Don't believe me? Watch it for free (albeit sourced from poor VHS) here: http://www.archive.org/details/Thief-In-The-Night

Relevant links added mostly to reach IMDb's 10-line minimum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dispensationalism http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/3199/thief-in-the-night-se-a/

Perhaps because I was so young, innocent and BRAINWASHED when I saw it, this movie was the cause of many sleepless nights for me. I haven't seen it since I was in seventh grade at a Presbyterian school, so I am not sure what effect it would have on me now. However, I will say that it left an impression on me... and most of my friends. It did serve its purpose, at least until we were old enough and knowledgeable enough to analyze and create our own opinions. I was particularly terrified of what the newly-converted post-rapture Christians had to endure when not receiving the mark of the beast. I don't want to spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it so I will not mention details of the scenes, but I can still picture them in my head... and it's been 19 years.

This film follows the belief of certain fundamentalist Christians that an event known as the "rapture" will take place soon which will cause all true believers to disappear from the earth all at once. In that regard, "Patty Myers" (Patty Dunning) is one of the many who is not taken up into heaven because she is not a Christian. However, her husband, "Jim Wright" (Mike Niday) was recently converted and he has disappeared. So has her friend, "Jenny" (Colleen Niday). On the other hand, her other two friends, "Diane Bradford" (Maryann Rachford) and her new husband "Jerry Bradford" (Thom Rachford) were also left behind and like Patty, they are now forced to deal with another fundamentalist event known as the "tribulation" which is essentially a hell on earth. Now, as I stated earlier, this film follows a controversial belief of a certain segment of the Christian faith. As such, there may be many people who may not understand or appreciate this type of film. Likewise, it is a low-budget production geared more for an evangelical outreach than for general entertainment purposes. Because of that, the acting is very basic and the dialogue will probably strike many as being a bit corny. Additionally, as the hairstyles and clothes clearly indicate, it is definitely dated to a time-period (late 60's & early 70's) which may not appeal to a more modern audience. Even so, this film created a stir within its targeted audience and resulted in 3 sequels: "A Distant Thunder", "Image of the Beast" and "The Prodigal Planet". In short, if a person can get beyond some of the peculiarities I mentioned earlier, they might find this film interesting in its own way. And while I am able to keep an open mind about the overall subject of the film, from a critical and objective perspective I have to rate it as slightly below average.

I was raised in a "very Christian" household since birth. I was saved before I saw this movie and the rest of the series and was forced to watch it in a youth group at my church. This movie was highly disturbing. I saw it when I was about 12 years old and literally had nightmares about it for years. I used to lay awake in bed and listen for the sounds of my mom's footsteps upstairs. If I didn't hear her footsteps, I would sneak upstairs to make sure she hadn't been raptured. I used to pray so hard every night for salvation because I was terrified of Jesus forgetting me. This is definitely not something I will show to my kids until they are much older, if at all. It took me years to shake the fear that this movie gave me.