Day of the Assassin

It looks like a real nice luxury resort and I'm sure the inducement for being in this film was the American and Mexican stars got to stay there while shooting Day Of The Assassin.

A whole bunch of international adventure types are at this resort when an attack is made on the Shah of Iran's yacht sending it to the bottom of the bay. Reputed treasure is supposed to be there. But mysterious Greek tycoon type Glenn Ford type has hired Chuck Connors to get a list that went down with the boat.

Connors has lots of competition, some familiar faces from the spy game.

Glenn Ford is about as Greek as Barry Fitzgerald, hope his pay check cleared.

Richard Roundtree made out best, he plays a mute assassin and hence had no stupid dialog to recite.

Day Of The Assassin is a joint Mexican-American dud.

This film seems like it should be better than it was. I realize Chuck is the lead and he is pretty old, but what is age? Just a number! No, he is not the problem, the problem is even after watching this thing I am still not sure what was going on. This is mainly due to the fact that so many of the leads in this film are brown haired guys wearing similar leisure suits so I am like, "Is that guy good?" or "I thought he was working with Connors and now he is burning him!" to "I thought that guy burned Connors..."

The story, um, not going to lie, I have no idea what was going on here. All I know is that it boils down to Glen Ford hiring Chuck to retrieve some piece of paper that is worth two million dollars. Meanwhile, a bunch of guys get killed on a boat then a guy parasailing drops bombs on the killers, Shaft does not speak a line of dialog and it is unclear where he stands until the end, but at least you can tell him and Chuck apart from the myriad of dudes with brown hair!

I kind of liked Connors in this, and then that dude that he referred to as Macho man was good too as I was finally able to differentiate the characters by the end. I just thought the film could have used a bit more action than just running and slow car chases.

So, not great at all, but enjoyable in its way. Could have used some more action, maybe some nudity, but that being said what does one expect from a Italian, Mexican, Spanish and possibly American co production? Most of the time a film like this is going to be bad, but fun to watch as while I could not tell what was going on as they did not a good job of storytelling, at least I got to see a man shoot a flare to end the film!

This movie was filmed at the El Presidente Hotel at Las Palmas, in Xpata-Zihuatanejo, MX. A lot of the action takes place at and around the resort. There is a fire fight from a par-sailing bad guy. (I have para-sailed on that coast over shark infested waters). In the big car chase at the end they destroy a 1971 Mustang Mach-1 by driving it over a cliff. (I had a 1973 similar Mustang so it broke my heart to see this). Bad acting but a lot of action makes for a somewhat enjoyable movie.

"Day of the Assassin" has an overall score of 4.4 on IMDB...which seems way too high! After all, the film is very cheaply made and it looks it! Even hiring some American actors who were way after their prime (Chuck Connors, Glenn Ford, Henry Silva, Richard Roundtree...who doesn't even talk in the film, as I assume they were paying him by the word) didn't help this one much...especially since Connors seemed way too old for such a macho role.

The plot involves some sunken treasure and mysterious documents from a Shah's boat and lots of different people are willing to kill to get it. And, throughout Mexico, they run about killing each other--some in completely ridiculous manners (the parasailing murders was beyond dumb).

The bottom line is that the film is pure cheese. The action bits are often poorly done, the edits seem as if they were done by a monkey, and the dialog is at times pretty awful. There really is very little to like about the film.

You know how in movies like Boogie Nights they have reference to those throw-a-way 70's C-Grade action flicks?

Well, this completely fits the stereotype. Terrible acting, low budget. negligible special effects - though there was an amusing scene where a helicopter dropped dynamite into the sea as it pursued a swimmer. I can't really remember the plot, but i doubt the original writer could either, so...

I really don't think anybody could watched more than 10 minutes of this... Still, it may be better than 'JOCKS'