- Jennifer Hills: You love your kids?
- Johnny: Sure I do.
- Jennifer Hills: And your wife?
- Johnny: She's okay.
- Johnny: [screaming in pain after being castrated by Jennifer] AW, JESUS! JUST TAKE A LOOK OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME! OH, GOD! OH! *OH, GO-O-O-O-D!*
- [continues screaming and crying in agony as Jennifer walks out of the bathroom and locks the door]
- Andy: Y'know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all... and I wonder... I wonder if they gotta take a shit, too.
- Stanley: Hey, all women shit, women are full of shit.
- Matthew: Not my mother!
- Andy: My sister is.
- Johnny: Aw, man, cut out the shit talk!
- Johnny: [to Jennifer after she pulls a gun and tells him to take off his clothes] I don't like women giving me orders.
- Matthew: [Wielding a knife to attempt to kill Jennifer a second time] I HATE you! You've brought nothing but BAD luck with you! I have no friends because of you!
- Jennifer Hills: [calmly] What about me, Matthew? We were going to be friends. Remember?
- [after his gang beats and rapes Jennifer]
- Stanley: Total submission. That's what I like in a woman - total submission.