Crippled Avengers

Despite the title, this is not a sequel to The Five Deadly Venoms. it has the same actors and director, but the stories are not related. In my opinion this film is much superior to the original.

It is about an evil politician who cruelly disfigures four men. Once disfigured the four go to learn kung fu. After an amazing training montage, the four go back to get revenge. It is a really fun and campy film.

Besides the venoms it also stars Chen Kuan Tai; Chen Kuan Tai is most famous for his role in Killer Constable, another outstanding film. He has great on screen chemistry with the venoms. This is just a fun and violent film.

This is the third classic Hong Kong martial arts movie I've watched in the last few days, and it dawned on me I'd been taking something for granted: no stunt doubles. It seems obvious now, but it's always cool when the actors are genuinely doing all their own stunts, and there's no awkward editing to hide switch-ups between actor and stunt double.

Crippled Avengers proved to be another satisfying martial arts film. It at first seems to centre on a father whose wife is killed and his son maimed by getting his arms chopped off, and their desire for revenge (the son gets metal arms built for him that make his punches super deadly). But no - these two are the villains, and either they were evil all along, or the tragedy made them evil, because they go on to maim another four characters in various ways, and they're the heroes who train for the purpose of seeking revenge for their permanent injuries.

The first third is the weakest - it's all the set-up and main characters getting injured/disfigured one by one. The second third is focused on training, and I think I enjoyed that part the most. And then the final third is where most of the action/revenge is, and it was also largely satisfying, with plenty of impressive choreography and creative fight scenarios on display.

Like many martial arts movies, the ending feels abrupt. I think the first act is a little repetitive, and the way the writers keep finding reasons to send the hero with metal legs out of the action (he's the most powerful, because he had his legs cut off and replaced with iron, much like the main villain's son's arms) gets pretty comical. But most of it works well, and I did find the story and characters more engaging than I usually do in martial arts movies. I think it's pretty successful overall.

... as it is sometimes called "The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms", this is vintage Shaw Brothers kung fu at it's finest.

Three men show up at a man's house to kill him, only he's not home, so they decide to chop off his wife's legs and hack off his small son's hands. Just then, the father returns home and calmly slaughters the three killers. Unfortunately, his wife perishes from her wounds, but the son survives, and the father sees to it that he is fitted with fully articulated metal hands. After training into adulthood, the son uses his metal-handed kung fu prowess to cripple the grown children of his mother's killers. And all this just in the first fifteen minutes! All of this training and revenge has left the father and son mean and violent. When a traveler makes an impolite comment, they blind him. When the local blacksmith dares speak out, they render him deaf and mute. When a passerby offers help, they chop off his feet! And finally, when a wandering hero promises to avenge these crimes, they defeat him, put his head in a vice, and give him brain damage! The four victims of the original victims band together and travel to a wise old kung fu master who trains them to overcome their handicaps and become The Crippled Avengers! Exciting, colorful and ludicrous in equal measure, this film actually manages to outdo it's more famous predecessor. Highly recommended to fans of the genre and bizarre-cinema buffs. This genre is definitely not up my film alley, but this one I enjoyed.

No pun intended - I am surprised that this also was released under the title of return of the 5 deadly venoms .. I reckon people tried to cash in on another movie by Chah Cheng ... who also directed this one. And also the movie does have some of the same actors .. Lo Meng amongst them to name just one.

That all said, hopefully you don't mind that title .. but also do not mind the Crippled Avengers (no relation to the MCU either in case you were wondering). Let's also say that you should not expect any political correctness .. at all. Also the mentioned Lo Meng is clearly not someone who was an actor ... I reckon he learned a lot by doing ... he seems to be quite sure about his martial art ... but also that film martial art is .. well different .. even more so, if you have a "handicap".

All that said, the movie has some incredible scenes .. the fighting is quite well choreographed. Of course like with many movies from that era, the props do look quite cheap nowaday ... you can tell those were not really swords for example ... but they did that to protect their actors and stunt people. Try not to be fixated about stuff like that .. and just enjoy the mayhem .. maybe a bit too long .. but still a movie any eastern/martial arts fan has to have watched at least once ...

From a completely martial arts stand point this movie rocks! The fight scenes are very very well done! The Chinese opera performers really did themselves credit.

As for the plot, well it is a typical kung fu theater movie, with the heroes battling incredible odds and adversity culminating in a good but rather short final battle

A must see for kung fu fans