- [Show Intro]
- Announcer: [drum roll] What's it all about world presents: The Great World Vaudeville Show and Real-Life Music Hall!
- [music starts, the Kevin Carlisle Three enter from stage right]
- Lorene Yarnell Jansson, Kevin Carlisle, Kathy Gale: [dancing, singing] It's the Great World Vaudeville Show and Real-Life Music Hall, hello, hello, hello! News events taking place, and follies of the human race, we'll show, we'll show, we'll show! As Shakespeare said All the world's a stage, and you'll find us just on today's front page. And we're actors, one and all! In the Great World Vaudeville Show, the Great World Vaudeville Show and Real-Life Music Hall!