- Commandant Burger: Are you taking Le Pice?
- Sergeant Nocker: Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.
- [Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]
- Sergeant Nocker: Salt tablets, the pill... the pill? What do you suppose they use that for?
- Commandant Burger: I cannot conceive!
- Sergeant Nocker: Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils?
- Corktip: You mean seven veils.
- Sergeant Nocker: Why bother with preliminaries?
- Commandant Burger: [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal] Nein, nein, nein!
- Sergeant Nocker: Well one should be enough!
- Sheikh Abdul Abulbul: It has been truly said. The mind of the white infidel is like the action of the cleanser. Clean round the bend.
- Sheikh Abdul Abulbul: The Prophet has truly said. The behaviour of the white infidels is like blood coming from a stone. Bleedin' mystery.
- [repeated line]
- Various Men: Mademoiselle is traveling alone?
- Lady Jane Ponsonby: Yes, why?
- [the man does whatever to darken the room so that they won't be disturbed]
- Lady Jane Ponsonby: [paraphrasing for variations in her responses, as the man, in the dark, takes advantage of her] What an odd way to check my...
- Sergeant Nocker: Ah, Egypt. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies.
- Bo West: You mean pharaohs.
- Sergeant Nocker: I know what I mean.
- Captain Le Pice: Excuse me, Commandant. There is a woman here for you.
- Commandant Burger: A woman? But it's not Saturday, is it?
- Captain Le Pice: No, no not THAT woman.
- Simpson: You mean all these ladies are the Sheikh's wives?
- Sergeant Nocker: Yes. What's so terrible about that?
- Simpson: Think, all those mothers in law!
- Bo West: If you're going to kill us, why don't you just shoot us now and get it over with?
- Sheikh Abdul Abulbul: That is an *excellent* idea.