Le avventure sessuali di Greta in 3D

I decided to check out this British sexploitationer due to its director, who would soon forego this type of film entirely for a series of equally commercial horror efforts (which effectively broadened his range and, clearly, served his particular talents a good deal better!).

This one adds the gimmick of 3-D to the erotic formula: since I rented this, the 3-D glasses which were supplied with the DVD weren't made available to me – however, I did own a pair of such glasses (which came with New Line's HAROLD LLOYD COLLECTION of all things!)…but, still, the 3-D effect wasn't especially effective. Worse, even when watched without glasses, these sequences were given an unpleasant green/red hue which, coupled with the impossibly fuzzy images, would completely negate the intended effect!

Anyway, the plot is nothing to write home about – a young German journalist searches for a missing female compatriot amid Swinging London settings, willing au pair girls and a gang of would-be tough guys. The fact that the 'puzzle' is pieced together via four flashback sequences told by a variety of people (and which comprise the 3-D footage) doesn't make it any more engaging – though some of the girls do look good in and out of clothes, while the soundtrack features a Huckleberry Fynn(!!) singing the title tune.

If one wasn't aware that Walker had made this thing, he'd be hard-pressed to see any connection between it and his work in the horror genre; even the director's least such efforts that I've watched (DIE SCREAMING MARIANNE [1971] and THE COMEBACK [1978]) are far better. Besides, for all their low-brow nature, the contemporaneous Italian films made in this vein (which I remember were constant TV fodder during my childhood and which are still regularly revived late at night) display a lot more vitality than this static, quasi-amateurish and extremely boring outing.

1st watched 2/22/2003 - 1 out of 10(Dir-Pete Walker): Boring teaser early 70's british film about a hired investigator trying to find a daughter of a wealthy man. A very similar theme to the much better George C. Scott movie called Hardcore, where he's searching for his own daughter in the sleezy world of strip-clubs etc. Well, in this one the investigator is looking for Greta(the daughter) in strip-clubs etc.. Of course the investigator has his own sexual playtime with an old friend who is close to being married and of course, he's engaged too(It's the 70's you know). Then his partner becomes his helper in the search for Greta. There is actually 3 scenes in this movie that are in 3D!!(Thus the title- where four dimensions came into play I don't know). These scenes are flashbacks where we get to see Greta's boobs a little closer(if your glasses work.). Other than this there isn't much else to this movie. A waste of about 1 and ½ hours of most people's time in my opinion.

I like Pete Walker. A lot of people like his horror films ("Frightmare", "House of the Whipcord"), but I even like his sex films. British sex films were pretty tame, of course, and especially so in the 60's. But in other countries where it became legal much earlier to show people having graphic sex, the "films" quickly degenerated into NOTHING BUT people having graphic sex. Sure a lot of British sex films of that era have this annoying wink-nudge-giggle aspect to them, but Walker's are somewhat different. They were actually more bizarre lurid melodramas than comedies, and often explored the increasingly seedy Swinging London scene that Walker always seemed rather dubious about.

This is not as good as Walker's best sex film, "Cool It Carol", which had the benefit of being his first collaboration with screenwriter David McIlvray (who later wrote all of Walker's best horror movies). It is interestingly structured though. A German lothario leaves his sexy girlfriend (Karen Boyer) in Germany and comes to England looking for a German girl (Swedish actress Lina Skoog)who has vanished into the Swinging London scene. He talks to various people--her roommates, her friends, her employers, her footballer boyfriend (Robin Askwith)--to develop various perspectives--or dimensions--of the missing girl. I hesitate to mention that this is also the basic structure of "Citizen Kane", except that "Citizen Kane" is not 1. in garish color with periodic scenes of 3-D, and 2. chock-full of naked and half-naked dollybirds.

This is definitely more entertaining than your average British sex film (but some would say the same is true of paint drying). Perhaps owing to the 3-D, it features a lot of actresses (Skoog, Boyer and Jane Cardew) with very pendulous breasts (some are pretty pendulous period). Russ Meyer fans would like this (interestingly both Walker and Meyer were at one time attached to a movie with the Sex Pistols). Contrary to popular opinion, I find Walker to be a significantly better filmmaker than Meyer. And big breasts notwithstanding, none of these actresses here is as cute and sexy as Janet Lynn, the lead in "Cool It Carol" or Candace Glendenning (who was in Walker's first horror film "The Flesh and Blood Show"). The very cute Felicity Devonshire does have a small part as one of the roommates. She actually had a much more substantial film career than flash-in-the-panel model Leen Skoog, but is less famous today, perhaps because her breasts are not actually bigger than her head. On the male side, Robin Askwith went from small parts here and in the "The Flesh and Blood Show" to the male lead in "Cool It Carol" to become probably the most well-known actor in 70's British sex comedies. He kind of looked like Mick Jagger's younger brother (albeit with a lot more nude scenes), but he definitely had a lot of charisma. It's too bad he only has a small part here because the actual male lead is generally pretty uncharismatic.

This is not Walker's best film or even his best sex film, but it's certainly worth a look.