- Rev. John Fellows: You see, we'd all rather believe ourselves dead, than face the prospect of life without dreams. That's the true hell, ya' know? Life without dreams... Makes it bearable.
- Dave Woodrough: This is a funny question to ask you, I know, but, uh... have you had any experience with death recently?
- Al Hunsicker: With death? My mother died 2 years ago, but I..
- Dave Woodrough: No, no.. I mean *you,* you personally. You been sick, or been in an accident, or anything of that nature?
- Al Hunsicker: I'll tell you the truth: I've never been sick a day in my life. Honest to God. Not even a cold.. knock wood.
- Dave Woodrough: You're sure? I mean, you haven't fainted, or lost consciousness for some reason or other?
- Al Hunsicker: Well, I *am* a sound sleeper.. but I always wake up, ha ha. What are you getting at?
- Dave Woodrough: Oh, just curious, that's all. Some of the people around here have had some pretty close calls recently.
- Al Hunsicker: Tell me something, Seacrist. How come you got no Caucasian help in this place?
- Seacrist: Does it bother you?
- Al Hunsicker: Well, you know, usually a manager in a place like this.
- Seacrist: There IS no place like this, Mr. Hunsicker.