- Dracula: You shall pay, black Prince. I shall place a curse of suffering on you that will doom you to a living Hell. A hunger, a wild, gnawing, animal hunger will grow in you, a hunger for human blood. Here you will starve for an eternity, torn by an unquenchable lust. I curse you with my name. You shall be... Blacula! A vampire like myself. A living fiend! You will be doomed never to know that sweet blood which will become your only desire.
- Luva: Mamuwalde is the crystallisation of our people's pride.
- Mamuwalde, Luva: My Luva... she does me too much credit. But notwithstanding, my people are eager to bring our ancient culture into the community of nations.
- Dracula: That may take a good deal of time.
- Mamuwalde: It will at least be time well spent, as opposed to an exchange of banalities with pseudo-intellectuals and dilettantes.
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- Dracula: I've never before had the opportunity of entertaining personages from the '"Dark Continent". I hope the reception was not boring for you and your lovely wife.
- Dracula: Totally cease the slave trade? I find that unrealistic. Slavery has merit, I believe.
- Mamuwalde: Merit? You find merit in barbarity?
- Dracula: Barbarous from the standpoint of the slave, perhaps. Intriguing and delightful from mine. I would willingly pay for so beautiful an addition to my household as your delicious wife.
- Mamuwalde: Sir, are you ill?
- Dracula: Oh, I meant no insult, Prince. It is a compliment for a man of my station to look with desire on one of your color.
- Swenson: I worked very hard on that neck wound, trying to make it look as natural as I could so it wouldn't be offensive to his loved ones. The flesh was torn right out in a big chunk. I've never seen a rat bite that size before.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: Rat bite?
- Bobby McCoy: You are obviously not attuned to the antique market. You see, where we come from, honey, the legend of Dracula - that's the absolute crème de la crème of camp!
- Lt. Jack Peters: You've got something. What is it?
- Bobby McCoy: When I know, I'll tell you.
- Lt. Jack Peters: Does it look organised? There's been a lot of Panther activity lately.
- Bobby McCoy: Panthers? Come on, Jack, don't cop out. Two faggot interior decorators and a lady cabdriver? Panthers? Oh, come on!
- Lt. Jack Peters: Anything is possible!
- Sam: Fine job for a woman, running a cab. You ask me, she's looking for something. You know what I mean: "looking for something"?
- Juanita Jones: Shit! You ain't hurt, man, but you lucky. Chasing tail could get you killed, you know.
- Mamuwalde: I lost her because of you, imbecile!
- Juanita Jones: Imbecile? Who the hell are you calling an imbecile? You the nut that ran in front of my cab. You the only imbecile on this street - boy!
- Bobby McCoy: Strange how so many sloppy police jobs involve black victims.
- Lt. Jack Peters: You're getting paranoid. Schaffer wasn't black.
- Juanita Jones: I guess we're through, so I'll take these prints, run over to my studio, develop these, and be right back.
- Nancy: Mama, don't you want a little company?
- Juanita Jones: No, thanks. I know what would develop with you in a darkroom. It wouldn't be my pictures.
- Nancy: Right on, baby.
- Nancy: Say, man, that is one strange dude. Who is he?
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: One strange dude.
- Nancy: I gotta check this cat out again. Did you see the rags he had on? That's a bad cape. I'd like to beat him out of that cape.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: Baby, you better sit down, 'cause I got something heavy to lay on you.
- Michelle: Lay it on me.
- Mamuwalde: Perhaps he wasn't dead.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: What the hell does that mean? He was as dead as you can get. I examined him myself.
- Mamuwalde: Just a passing thought.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: Vampires multiply geometrically. First night there was one, second night two, third night four.
- Lt. Jack Peters: It's a goddamn epidemic.
- Skillet: Look here, brother. When you do see her, tell Nancy that big Skillet has got something really groovy for her.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: We're gonna have to do it tonight.
- Michelle: No we're not. You ain't gettin' this nigger in no graveyard tonight.
- Dr. Gordon Thomas: Come on, baby. Come on.
- Mamuwalde: We are of the Abani tribe, you and I, northeast of the Niger Delta. Our people are renowned as hunters. Almost two centuries ago, the ruling elders of my people sent me, yes, and my bride to Europe on a mission to protest the slave trade.
- Tina: The slave trade?
- Mamuwalde: On that mission, I myself was enslaved, my wife murdered, and I was placed under the curse of the undead. Our assassin was the vampire Count Dracula.