- Helen Camden: Well, I... It's kind of you to be so complimentary but I must say it's the first time anyone has been quite so, so extravagant with his comparisons where I'm concerned.
- Helen Camden: [noticing a poster for a "Hercules" stage show] Oh look, you're famous.
- Hercules: That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
- Helen Camden: Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
- Hercules: He doesn't even look like me! Look...
- [takes his sweater off]
- Helen Camden: What... what are you doing?
- [noticing his impressive muscles]
- Helen Camden: Oh wow!
- Hercules: [flexing] Does he? Hahahah. Does he?
- Helen Camden: I... I... I... I really wish you'd put your shirt back on. He isn't supposed to look like anyone other than the actor who plays the part.
- Hercules: What is the name of that imitator? Who gave him permission to pretend to be Hercules?
- Helen Camden: I think we outta go.
- Hercules: Insolent!