- Lady Evelyn Bagley: There is my reputation to think of. You would need to be very circumspect.
- Professor Inigo Tinkle: Oh, I was! When I was a baby!
- Lady Evelyn Bagley: [flirtatiously] One would feel so much safer with a strong, fearless man beside one.
- Professor Inigo Tinkle: Oh, I agree. But where could we find one out here?
- Bill Boosey: [hearing tribal drums] Upsidaisi what are they saying?
- Upsidaisi: They're saying bum di di bum di di bum bum bum.
- Bill Boosey: I know that. What does it mean?
- June: I wondered if it would be safe for me to go for a walk. I mean, would anything happen?
- Bill Boosey: Darling, you could walk starkers through a Foreign Legion outpost and nothing would happen.
- Leda: Fresh oysters from our lake.
- Bill Boosey: Oysters? They're no good.
- Leda: They are known to be highly beneficial.
- Bill Boosey: Rubbish. I had a dozen last night and only five of them worked.
- Bill Boosey: Enjoying the safari maam?
- Lady Evelyn Bagley: Immensely, though I must say I am a bit disappointed we've not seen any monkeys so far.
- Bill Boosey: Oh you won't, they're very busy, it's the mating season.
- Lady Evelyn Bagley: Oh I see, would they come if I threw them some peanuts? Do you think?
- Bill Boosey: Would you?
- Bill Boosey: I'll see if I can bake something for supper.
- Lady Evelyn Bagley: Game?
- Bill Boosey: Any time. If you are!