Gangster amore e... una Ferrari

In a wonderful movie career - arguably the best ever for a male leading man - Jimmy Cagney made seven musical films. Of these, only two are great musicals. The first was Busby Berkeley's FOOTLIGHT PARADE (1933) wherein Cagney is the harried producer of mini-musicals that are used to introduce films in movie houses. The conclusion of the film, wherein he (in tales) is a drunken sailor in the Far East, "lookin' for my Shanghai Lil" (Ruby Keeler in heavy make-up) is one of the best Berkeley production numbers. Nine years later he became the first actor to win an Oscar for best actor in a musical portraying George M. Cohan in Michael Curtiz's great YANKEE DOODLE DANDY. Those two films document his real greatness as a song and dance man.

Some of the gangster films also suggest the dancing ability. Years ago Mikhail Baryshnikov was interviewed on a program about Cagney and pinpointed how in THE PUBLIC ENEMY, when he has killed several enemies in a shoot out, but got badly wounded himself, he walks away wounded in a kind of twisted dance step that illustrates his determination to get away, and shows his agony at the same time.

It's a good thing that those aspects are on film, because his other musicals leave much to be desired. In his memoirs, CAGNEY, he admits liking SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT because a dance number enabled him to dance with two hoofers he had long admired. But the whole movie is cheaply made (he was fighting Warners in a contract dispute at the time). There were two films with Doris Day: THE WEST POINT STORY and LOVE OR LEAVE ME. The latter is a wonderful movie biography of singer Ruth Etting and her hellish marriage to gangster Marty "the Gimp" Snyder, and both stars gave first rate performances. But Day is the singer and dancer in the film (Cagney's character's crippled condition makes any dancing impossible, and his personality was not conducive to singing - though he really admires Ruth/Doris's voice). THE WEST POINT STORY has several lively numbers in it, including Cagney in a zoot suit singing about his beloved Brooklyn (as well as later singing about "the kissing rock"). But the music is not the greatest music (although the film is entertaining enough).

In THE SEVEN LITTLE FOYS he reprises Cohan for a dinner at the Friar's Club, and a song and dance with Bob Hope (as Eddie Foy Sr.) on the dinner table. It's a good number - but only that single scene. Similarly there is a single sequence in THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND FACES, where we see Cagney as Lon Chaney Sr. in vaudeville doing a silent comic bit as a hobo, and ending in a lively dance. Again though, it is only that one scene.

Then there is this film: NEVER STEAL ANYTHING SMALL.

It would be the last musical he would ever appear in, but it's value is far below that of FOOTLIGHT PARADE and YANKEE DOODLE DANDY. The film is also lesser than THE WEST POINT STORY, THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND FACES, or LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME - it may be as good as SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT.

Based on THE DEVIL'S HORNPIPE, a musical by Maxwell Anderson, the plot is interesting. Cagney is playing McIllaney, a crooked labor union leader trying to become the head of the longshoreman's local. His plans are totally unscrupulous, and are complicated by his falling for Shirley Jones, the wife of ultra-scrupulous lawyer Roger Smith, whom Cagney tries to frame so he can marry Jones. He also uses his normal girl friend Winnipeg (Cara Williams) to lure Smith away from Jones. At the conclusion, despite some set-backs, the ever conniving Cagney still looks like a formidable future union leader.

The film sounds promising, but it is not memorable as a script or as a source of music. GIRL CRAZY, the Gershwin musical that was filmed with Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland had a silly plot about a spoiled young man who is sent to a small town agricultural college as punishment. But the films music soared -including standards like "But Not For Me". That is not the case here.

The most memorable tune in this is a number concerning Cagney winning over a reluctant Williams to become a siren and break up Smith's marriage to Jones. They are discussing this on a street, when they pass a car showroom, and Williams' eyes light up - she does want a Ferrari. So they break into a ditty called, "I'm Sorry, I Want a Ferrari". Cagney is properly horrified (his idea of a proper bribe would have been say $500 to $1,000.00 - not $25,000.00 (1950 money)). In the course of the tune, Cagney even suggests that where he comes from Ferrari is considered a "very bad word." They end in a type of dance step on an conveyor line. And (apparently) Cagney is going to have to cough up the Ferrari.

I describe this because that is the film's highlight.

Perhaps it is his star magnetism at work - he is a terrific performer and screen presence (which is why I'm giving the film a 5). Williams is good too in the number (her enthusiasm for the Italian car almost like she is thinking about good sex). But aside from that scene the movie is forgettable - totally wasting Jones (a terrific musical singer herself) and Smith for that matter.

There must have been a curse active - he hit the heights of musical success twice, and touched it a bit three or four times, but just could not duplicate those two great successes. A real pity that.

James Cagney is remembered for two main genres of movies. The gangster movie of course and to a much lesser extent, the movie musical. So if you put both genre's together in the form of a gangster themed comedy musical and put James Cagney right in the centre of it, surely it would work right? RIGHT? Well I'm disheartened to say that 1959's Never Steal Anything Small does anything but. However, it may be easier than you think to explain why.

By 1959, the movie musical had fallen very much out of favour. One of Gene Kelly's last big MGM efforts 'It's Always Fair Weather' had opened in drive ins and even the great Fred Astaire, after a run of poor efforts had turned his back on the genre completely. By the time this movie was released James Cagney was 60 years old and whilst he could still be convincing when it came to tough talking and giving out the rough stuff, his great dancing days were behind him and here he looks slow and uncomfortable in the few numbers he has.

To correctly define Never Steal Anyrhing Small, I would say that it wasn't a musical with comedy, it's more a comedy with musical numbers and both elements are lacking anything truly remarkable.

Cagney plays a tough talking dodgy dealing corrupt union boss, who's not beyond breaking the law or a few legs to get things done.

After extorting $10000 for campaign money from a local skinflint, he is arrested and is assigned a young clean cut lawyer to defend him. The lawyer is an idealist and is not exactly enthused to be defending someone he knows is guilty. Cagney received a letter stating that the lawyer is quitting, but Cagney needs him to beat the the extortion rap and goes to his house to convince him to stay.

He discovers that the lawyers wife (Shirley Jones) is the one who convinced her husband to ditch the case. Cagney is smitten with her and sets about an elaborate plan to break the couple up so he can scoop up the girl for himself, going so far as trying to ruin the life of the lawyer by hanging a larceny rap round his neck. (Yes, this is what comedy was in 1959 folks).

Prior to this movie, Cagney had spent the last 30 years playing some complete SOB's, however, and with the obvious exception of Cody Jarrett in White Heat, there was still always something likeable about the characters as Cagney had always said that you can't hate a likeable guy no matter how bad he was. But here, there are no redeemable qualities in his character and he is thoroughly unlikable. So this a extremely RARE Cagney backfire.

The musical numbers aren't that great, the plot uncomfortable and the comedy only occasionally funny.

I find it hard to admit that I am actually giving a James Cagney movie a poor review, but a bad movie is a bad movie regardless of the cast and sometimes even the most enjoyable and consistent stars cannot save it.

It's such a shame that the last movie musical James Cagney ever made was nowhere near as good as his first (Footlight Parade).

James Cagney in his autobiography said that he never ran his old films at home with the exception of the musicals. Those he ran continuously and he regretted he didn't do more of them.

Which is probably why towards the end of his film career he decided on a musical which had a certain amount of potential, but went sadly awry. Labor Unions were a big news back in the day. The hearings held by the McClellan Committee in the Senate made the doings of the Teamster's Union presidents, David Beck and Jimmy Hoffa front page headlines. There were any number of exposes showing how organized crime was muscling into honest unions. The Taft-Hartley law was a perennial issue back then with Democrats wanting to repeal it and Republicans staunchly in favor.

The songs by Allie Wrubel and Maxwell Anderson were singularly unmemorable and the comedy in Never Steal Anything Small is forced. However James Cagney is such a dynamic performer that he's put over far worse.

Roger Smith who played a straight arrow lawyer was a protégé of Cagney's back then. He played Cagney's son in Man of a Thousand Faces and after this film with a plug from Cagney to his old boss Jack Warner got cast in the television series 77 Sunset Strip.

My favorite in the film is Cara Williams. She's got the part that Joan Blondell or Gladys George would have played opposite Cagney back in the day. Williams is a worthy successor to both those women.

There is one true incident in Never Steal Anything Small. At one point Cagney nearly gets acid thrown in his face. There was just such an incident involving columnist Victor Riesel which was more successful and left him blind. But Riesel was a far more noble character than the one Cagney plays here.

Though in the end Cagney does show he has some scruples where women are concerned.

Well, I gotta say one thing about this film--the concept certainly is unusual. The film is a comedic musical all about gangsters! But, unfortunately it isn't very funny and the songs aren't very good. If you were expecting GUYS AND DOLLS, you are in for a big disappointment. Instead, the movie looks and feels pretty dull and uninvolving. In a way, I would love to have seen the Jimmy Cagney from WHITE HEAT or THE PUBLIC ENEMY enter the film and beat the ever-living snot out of the wussy and "cute" gangster Cagney plays in this film.

The bottom line is that the film just isn't entertaining or interesting. There are so many better Cagney films out there--pick one of them instead.

"Never Steal Anything Small" showcases the enduring charm and comedic talent of James Cagney, even as he adopts a slightly more tempered approach in comparison to his earlier, more energetic roles. The film proves that, despite a diluted version of Cagney's trademark cockiness and pugnaciousness, the actor still possesses an undeniable charisma that adds zest to this hilarious cinematic offering.

The script of "Never Steal Anything Small" complements Cagney's performance, providing a solid foundation for the comedic elements to flourish. While perhaps not reaching the heights of some of Cagney's earlier works, the narrative holds its own, offering a blend of humor and entertainment that keeps the audience engaged from start to finish.

Cagney, though exhibiting a milder version of his former self, demonstrates that he hasn't lost his touch. The actor's ability to infuse the character with charm and wit ensures that the film retains a sense of dynamism. His on-screen presence, even in a less energetic state, remains a driving force behind the film's success.

The film's humor is undoubtedly a highlight, and Cagney's knack for delivering comedic lines with impeccable timing contributes significantly to its success. While the cockiness may have mellowed with time, the film is a testament to Cagney's enduring comedic prowess and adaptability.

In conclusion, "Never Steal Anything Small" may showcase a slightly tempered James Cagney, but the film is a delightful and hilarious romp that underscores the actor's enduring talent. The script, while not groundbreaking, serves as a solid platform for Cagney's comedic performance. With a well-deserved 8/10 rating, the film is a testament to the enduring appeal of both Cagney and the timeless charm of classic comedies.