Recensione di planktonrules

Wow. When this film began, I was amazed at how cheap and crappy the movie was. Seriously...it's rare to see one this bad. Horribly ugly opening credits were followed by a horribly ugly stripper who appeared for no apparent reason. This lady was so unattractive and appeared so old and disinterested that the film could be shown to teenage boys to discourage them from having sex--it's THAT unappealing. I also noticed something that turned out to be the pattern for this film--a lot of sexual situations where the audience THINKS they are about to see featuring rather sad looking ladies but in fact deliver absolutely nothing! When you combine this with the fact that the film is artless, cheap, a terrible print and seems to have no discernible plot, you have the recipe for a film that will please almost no one! Pervs certainly won't like it, bad movie fans will be bored (really, this is incredibly dull) and it's certainly not a family film or one to show your mother-in-law (unless, perhaps she is one of the actresses in the film!).