Malice in the Palace

One of the better written and directed shorts with Shemp. Actually, the Shemp shorts up to about 1952 are pretty consistent as to quality. It's been written that a version with Curly was filmed, or planned. This makes sense, as it would free up Moe, Larry, and Shemp to react as a trio to Curly, who plays the A-type personality in charge of fixin's. It seems that all that remains is a single lobby card photo with a mustached Curly in a chef's costume. One source says that a complete Curly version exists alongside the Shemp version, but has never been shown. I am mystified that there isn't more interest in the alternate version. I hope to contact Columbia pictures and request it, as it appears that the original shorts will finally be released on DVD. Thanks!

While this Three Stooges short may feature the Stooges at a time they weren't quite at the level they once were, there's nevertheless one thing this short remains and that's funny. Yes the routine with Larry and the cat and the dog does steal the spotlight and does provide this episode's funniest moments (admittedly a portion of this routine may have been stolen from Abbott and Costello but even if that's the case, the Stooges still put their own distinctive, zany stamp on the subject matter that's for rootin' tootin' certain) but there's also fun to be found later when the Stooges, all disguised as Santa Claus, must get past a huge, hulking bodyguard wielding a great big sword! How they do this proves more surprising than I and I'd assume most other folks would expect and there's even more hilarious, unpredictable Stooges hijinks in this one than that.

There are some pretty funny gags in this Three Stooges comedy, and they generally make good use of a deliberately far-fetched, silly setup. It has a couple of slow stretches, but the high points easily make up for them. Most of it relies on standard Stooge gag ideas, with a couple of gags borrowed from other sources and one or two new ideas thrown in.

It starts off with Moe, Larry, and Shemp as the staff of a restaurant in which Vernon Dent and two other heavies plot a diamond robbery. The first part of the movie takes place there, followed by a wacky sequence in which the Stooges attempt to recover the diamond.

The restaurant sequence combines some slapstick with an extended gag that uses a dog and a cat. This gag goes on too long, especially for an idea that was not entirely new, and it mostly ends up slowing things down (although there are other viewers who have found it entertaining). The last part is mostly physical comedy, most of which is done with good timing and an appropriate sense of the absurd.

Overall, it's too uneven to be considered among the best Stooges comedies, but the highlights certainly make it worth watching.

Larry, Moe, and Shemp are bumbling waiters in Cafe Casbahbah. Hassan Ben Sober and Ginna Rumma are customers. The two are thieves trying to steal the diamond from the tomb of King Rootintootin. There is a curse on the jewel and they try to trick the Stooges to do the dirty work. Before that happens, they get a note that Emir of Shmow has already grab the diamond. The boys figure to steal it back for the reward while dressed as Santa Claus.

Petting the hot dogs is pure comedic genius. I would be happier to have the whole short be the boys trying to serve the food to their customers. A more daring comedic attempt would have no plot. It's funnier to be about nothing. The other stuff is fine but the map scene is way too long. It's trying to show the hilarity of the countries in the map but it's not that funny. I want more of the hot dogs.

When looking through the video 'discount bin' the next time you go shopping, you'll probably notice a tape saying "Three Stooges Classics" or something like that. No matter the design of the sleeve, and no matter what company manufactured the video, there is about a 99% chance that this video will contain the following episodes:

Disorder in the Court, Brideless Groom, Malice in the Palace, Sing a Song of Six Pants

Yes, these are the Three Stooges episodes that somehow slipped through the fingers of our friends at Columbia Pictures, and have found themselves in the ranks of Public Domain Films. I received copies of these episodes when I was nine or so, mainly because they were the most affordable, and I watched them quite possibly 50 times. Nowadays, when I see an episode of the Three Stooges, I tend to think its juvenile and unfunny. But these four episodes still make me chuckle. Are they funny because they're public domain, or are they public domain because they're funny? I guess it's one of those chicken/egg questions.

Malice in the Palace is one of the all-time greats. It's almost impossible not to laugh in the scene where everyone is convinced Larry is chopping up the cat and dog. And just like any Three Stooges episode, loaded with plenty of puns and lame jokes, and pokes and slaps galore. 3 1/2 stars.