- Major Spencer: I can't blame you for feeling bitter
- Michael J. 'Mike' McComb: Bitter? Uh,uh I'm not bitter. I'm grateful. For the lesson.
- Major Spencer: Lesson?
- Michael J. 'Mike' McComb: Yes. I didn't follow their rules so they tossed me out. But I'll follow them from now on in. Except they're gonna be my rules. In other words, if there's gonna be any shoving around, next time I'll do it
- Michael J. 'Mike' McComb: I don't like you in those pants.
- Georgia Moore: [surely ad-lib] Well I'd look pretty silly without 'em.
- Michael J. 'Mike' McComb: If you are going to grab a mans equipment you should engage him in a little conversation first
- Michael J. 'Mike' McComb: After all, if you're going to grab a man's equipment, i think the least you could do is give him the benefit of a little conversation.