I conquistatori dell'uranio

I did not know that the greedy awful producer Sam Katzman was involved in such adventures dramas, for which I expected the worst of the worst. But I was very surprised to find here a rather acceptable, however flat and uninspired, but never awful junk to watch. It is not a crap, only no ambition is revealed here, nor from the producer - Katzman - or director William Castle whose work is bland at the most. William Castle has given us much much better in his pre horror part of his career. It is a rare film though, hard to find from William Castle for whom there are still fans; But I warn you, it is totally forgettable. Fun, not really boring but forgettable.

I am adding reviews for all films I've seen that currently lack one, this I have just seen today, review follows... 'Two guys team up to stake a claim during a Uranium strike, they find a claim, one guy minds the find, the other goes to town to file the claim, when he returns he has married his partners girl! Its rather daft, and there are many unlikely events, but it's fast moving and fun to watch at little over the hour mark.' I caught it as it's a W.Castle film, can't say I'm familiar with any of the cast members. As I need to 'pad' I would add that I think you can see here examples of the W.Castle style that he would let rip in his horror films, he was a showman, and this is a 'showy' film, I think W.Castle completists will enjoy.

I was impressed by William Castle horror movies, but unfortunetely didn't see them with their unique gimmick screenings. However, I was puzzled when I read his autobiography « Step Right Up! I'm Gonna Scare the Pants Off America: Memoirs of a B-Movie Mogul » (don't miss the chapter on the production of "Rosemary's baby") , he was so imaginative (even if inspired by Hitchcock). That's why I love B movies, they can be so inventive, like Castle's "When strangers marry". But "Uranium Boom" is desperetly slow with lot of conversations, even the fights are badly choreographed. And even when Morgan, Talman and their Indian friend Charlie have their jeep saboted by dishonest competitors, while Charlie saboted their truck at the same time, there was no sequence showing how they repaired their jeep, and no sequence showing the angryness of the crooks when their truck gets out of order, only one general shot of the jeep repaired driving next to the truck, really shot quickly with no interest. Well, the only minor attraction is gorgeous Patricia Medina in profile, and as the trailer says, she is "the girl who set all the Geiger counters clicking". So a very chatty script, speaking about action without showing it. From William Castle from the 50's, I advise "Cave of outlaws".

I realized very quickly that "Uranium Boom" wasn't a particularly good film when only five minute into the movie, two guys meet and decide to have a fist fight over who gets a hotel room! Such macho histrionics don't bode well for the story. And as for the story, it's set in Colorado in the 1950s and there is a Uranium rush...sort of like the Gold Rush of 1847. Lots of prospectors are trying to get rich and the two guys who were slugging each other a few minutes ago are now partners! Along the way, Brad (Dennis Morgan) and Grady (William Tallman) pick up a ridiculous guide, Navajo Charlie. Charlie is a whole lot of stupid stereotypes rolled into one...some offensive but mostly stupid.

Eventually the trio strike it rich. However, when Brad goes into town to register their big claim, he runs into Jean (Patricia Medina) and they fall in love and marry...and the courtship is whirlwind to say the least. But when they return to Grady and the claim, they realize that Grady is Jean's boyfriend...the one she hasn't yet told she was breaking it off with him. Ooops! Well, not surprisingly, Grady and Brad are no longer friends. Grady goes east and concocts a scheme to destroy Brad and Brad becomes the local Uranium baron...gobbling up all the land around him and making many enemies in the process. What's next? Well, who really cares? I know I didn't.

To say the characters are one-dimensional caricatures is putting it very succinctly. Morgan's character makes no sense, Tallman's character makes no sense and, thankfully, Philip Van Zandt (Navajo Charlie) just disappears from the movie and nothing more is said of him. Their arguments seem contrived, their actions seem inconsistent and you can't help but think the script could have used a re-write. Dull nonsense...and evidence that Morgan's star, once very bright, was now faded to be in such a sub-par B.

By the way, there's a second fight between Brad and Grady near the end. Watch as Grady jumps out of his chair to hit Brad...it's clearly not Tallman at all. In fact, again and again, it's VERY obvious they are using stuntmen...and not hiding them well at all. Sloppy and funny at the same time.

Uranium Boom (1956)

*** (out of 4)

William Castle's melodrama takes place in Colorado as Brad (Dennis Morgan) and Grady (William Talman) decide to go in together to look for uranium. They finally strike it so Brad goes to town to file the claim when he meets Jean (Patricia Medina) and they fall in love. The only problem is that Grady also loves her so he turns his back on both of them. Soon Brad and Jean are rich but Grady enters the picture again to teach them a lesson.

URANIUM BOOM is pure "B" movie material, which is what you'd expect from director Castle and producer Sam Katzman. If you're looking for some sort of hard-hitting drama then you'll probably be disappointed but if you're looking for a fast and cheap but ultimately fun movie to waste a hour on then there's certainly much worst out there.

I must admit that there were all kinds of flaws with this movie including a really awful love story but at the same time the thing kept me entertained from start to finish. I think in a lot of ways the film is a rip-off of THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE and especially the early scenes with the men out looking to become rich. All of these scenes were fun and I thought the cast was good enough to keep you glued to what's going on.

The film starts off with one of the worst fist fights that I've ever seen but once we get into the desert things pick up and especially a few scenes with some bad guys. As the film moves along we get into the drama with the third character coming back into play and I thought this too was fun in its own way. It certainly helped that Morgan, Medina, Talman and Tina Carver were so much fun in their roles.

The film was obviously done with a very small budget and the picture certainly wears its "B" quality on its sleeve. With that being said, the film clocks in at just 67-minutes and it kept me entertained through each of them.