Un dottore in altomare

The late Richard Gordon was one of those authors who outlived his fame. In the fifties, sixties and seventies his "Doctor" books, comic novels set in the world of medicine, were immensely popular and the subject of many cinema and television adaptations, but by the time he died in 2017 he was a largely forgotten figure. "Doctor at Sea", based on one of those novels, follows the fortunes of a young doctor, Simon Sparrow who, to avoid the amorous attentions of a young woman he has no interest in marrying, signs on as ship's doctor on board a cargo ship plying between Britain and South America.

There were a total of seven films in the "Doctor" series, of which this was the second. The first film, "Doctor in the House", had introduced James Robertson Justice as the overbearing, autocratic surgeon Sir Lancelot Spratt. Because of the nautical setting Spratt could not be used as a character in this film, but someone obviously though that Justice was too good to waste, so he returns as the overbearing, autocratic ship's captain, Wentworth Hogg. Brigitte Bardot makes her first appearance in an English-language film as Sparrow's love-interest Helene, an attractive young French passenger. Someone thought that the film should be a double romance, because a love-interest is also provided for Hogg in the shape of Helene's travelling companion Muriel.

Dirk Bogarde as Dr Sparrow was supposedly playing the lead character, but he seemed more like a straight man to Justice's monstrous captain, and Justice, when in his overbearing/autocratic mode, can be very much an acquired taste. (The Hogg/Muriel romance never seems convincing, given Hogg's misogynistic attitudes and fiery temper). Bardot came up against the same problem which would confront her in her future English-language movies like "Viva Maria!" or "Shalako". A fine actress in her native language, she never learned to speak English with any fluency and could never act in it with any conviction. It is a long time since I last read any of Gordon's "Doctor" books, but from what I can remember they were sharp and funny. That is not, however, a description I could use of this film, which struck me as rather dull, and, at best, only fitfully amusing. 5/10

The second in the popular British comedy series already shows signs of flagging from the class evident in the original film. For one thing, the change of setting proves a bit of a quandary: it both opens up and cramps the jokes (while generally ship-bound, we do get a stretch on dry land – which sees the hero first involved with a drunken blonde and falling foul of her father and then put to jail for being 'under the influence' himself!).

Incidentally, while Dirk Bogarde reprises his role of Simon Sparrow, both James Robertson Justice and George Coulouris (who were also in DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE [1954]) play new characters here – the former's gruffness, while amusing at first, borders on caricature eventually; similarly, Brenda de Banzie's middle-aged passenger (pampered daughter of the seafaring company's President) is somewhat over bearing, evoking memories of Kay Walsh in an episode from the portmanteau film TRIO (1950). Bogarde's love interest, then, is rather incongruously filled by Brigitte Bardot – who's undeniably attractive but not yet the sex symbol of subsequent repute (although she does get to be seen taking a shower at one point).

Gags and innuendo sometimes approach the broad humor one normally associates with the rival "Carry On" series (which was actually still three years away from its inception) and CARRY ON CRUISING (1962) in particular (both films, in fact, culminated in a party on deck which ends in disaster).

A fairly faithful rendition of Richard Gordon's semi-biographical novel of the same name. The characters are "right", the episodic nature of the story follows, even if loosely, the basic form of the novel. The "south American Port" is an amalgam of Santos and Buenos Aires, and is pretty accurate for those places in the 1950's. The relationships between the officers, crew, and the general milieu is also very accurate. There are some superb scenes, my absolute favourite being the logging (the Merchant Navy version of a disciplinary hearing) which is both accurate and very funny. As many reviewers have already pointed out, it is a cargo ship, not a cruise ship, and the passengers are actually guests of the company. Finally, it is SS Lotus, a merchant vessel, not HMS.

Fresh from his training and having gotten into women trouble in his dogsbody job as a junior doctor in a surgery, Dr Simon Sparrow runs away to sea, joining a cargo ship as the medical officer. Immediately finding that he is prone to seasickness, Sparrow has to content with all manner of colourful characters – the crew of a cargo ship not being the most stable of places for people to spend their time. Things are rough enough but when they stop in a port for some shore leave, the ship picks up a couple of female passengers – making live on the ship before look calm and peaceful by way of comparison.

Still containing the light farce and japes that the Carry On series still had in the early 1950's, the Doctor series continues with its second entry and just some predictable jokes and plots. Shoehorned out to sea, the narrative mixes some medical joking and a fairly plodding plot about nautical flirting (although never approaching what you could call innuendo). It is good-natured enough but never feels like it gets out of second gear – crawling along without any risk of doing anything that well or ever picking up a bit of speed. Without any laughs or enjoyable sequences the film does just come off as rather bland but I suppose it may still have enough about it to appeal to those just looking for an old film to watch on a wet weekend afternoon.

Bogarde doesn't really help things in my opinion; he is bland himself and he doesn't add anything to the comedy or romantic sides of the material. His support cast aren't much better although Bardot's singsong accent and pretty shape is easy on the eye, meanwhile Justice and Sims are really the only easily well-known faces involved. Overall then a fairly uninteresting film that treads a gentle comic path and rarely does anything that good or that bad – it is all pretty bland and average. Might do for those that like this sort of stuff while having a cup of tea during a wet Sunday afternoon but probably that's about it.

2 years out of medical school now, Dr. Simon Sparrow takes a post as a ship's doctor to escape the not-so-good intentions of an amorous female friend. His post is on a cargo ship, so there's no girls aboard! Naturally this all changes when they acquire two female passengers, one being, as it would happen, Miss Bardot. Pretty predictable after that, but there are some good laughs and a lot of fun, though it's not as good as Doctor In The House. The hilarious James Robertson Justice is here again, though in a different role to the last movie, but it's a huge shame that the delightful Muriel Pavlow is missing from the cast! Considering Bogarde ended up with her at the end of the last movie, it's curious where her character seems to have gotten to; she doesn't even garner a mention from him at the start of the film. At least she appears to be in the further sequels.

7/10 - Pavlow over Bardot any day!