Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Shemp Howard in Income Tax Sappy (1954)

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Income Tax Sappy

Shemp: [after Moe had crunched Larry's nose with scissors] Looks like a V8!

Moe: You nitwit! You ruined my trophy! Now help me pick up the pieces so I can repair it.
Shemp: [holding up a piece] Here's a nice big piece.
Moe: Let me have it.
Shemp: With pleasure.
[Shemp bonks Moe on the head]

Moe: Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?
Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.
Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?
Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.
Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?
Shemp: Who's kidding?
Moe: Why, you...
[Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]

Larry: How much should I deduct for charity?
Moe: Anything, take $3000.
Larry: Oh, that's very good.
Moe: Yeah, but you got to put down who got the money.
Larry: I got it.
Moe: Oh, you'll never get away with that.
Larry: Why not? Charity begins at home.
Moe: You're a smart imbecile.

Moe: Say Shemp, I need some more deductions. Got any ideas?
Shemp: Have you any bad debts?
Moe: Yeah, I owe Uncle Jack $1500.
Shemp: Then deduct it from your income tax.
Moe: How can I? I owe him.
Shemp: Do you expect to pay it?
Moe: No.
Shemp: Then it's a bad debt.
Moe: Smart thinkin', boy, smart.

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